Roy Keane left Man Utd by muttual Consent

RE: I'm a guest.

There's nobody about Gaz. I've been acting threadkeeper for about 20 mins now and I can't find the kettle.

I reckon Dirk ran off with it when I caught him doing stuff to himself.

 

RE: Patrick Viera

It was moaners night.

Hayes, Richards, Devaney when he came on, McP, Howard, Austin, Colgan, all ***** that night. Amazed we won.

 

RE: I'm a guest.

You're the moody one who sits in the armchair and flicks through the TV channels while I try in vain to strike up a conversation with you, aren't you?

What about that Martin Shuker, eh? Premiership standard, like NWA and Ali T.

 

Might do but then it's

Sarah this, Sarah that, Sarah this...........

 

RE: I'm a guest.

When trying to pass the blame onto someone else stealing the kettle, it helps if you're not balancing it on your head and trying to pass it off as a hat.

 

RE: I'm a guest.

Safe. Word. Think we should get Rory Devaney back from Swinton. Or Churchills.

 

RE: I'm a guest.

Especially when it's still whistling.

 

RE: I'm a guest.

It's a kettle cozy this Gaz. My missus said I could wear it as a hat today because it's cold and I couldn't find mine.

Shaped just like a kettle and full of water so it doesn't blow off.

 

RE: I'm a guest.

That's the guy I brought in to sort out the bathroom. How did you get that stuff up there Dirk?

 

RE: Might do but then it's

then back to the Marriott for 'high jinx' maybe.....

 

RE: Might do but then it's

The train's pulling into the station.