Sat in 3 different seats today

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  1. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    I see,

    curries and beer don't make you fat but chocolate biscuits do.

    I suppose red wine must make you fat as well that's why you try and pour it on the tablecloth!
    :D
     
  2. Sta

    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    RE: I see

    Your beginning to sound like my mother, stop getting on to me

    Curries and beer are part of a balanced nutricious diet using carefully selected ingredients to achieve a metabolism equilibrium between weight gain, energy usage and reserve storage.

    Biscuits just make me fat.
     
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    *Windy Banned Idiot

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    I can help you with your diet if you like. nt
     
  4. Sta

    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    RE: I can help you with your diet if you like. nt

    What are you one of those personal trainer people.

    Actually I have seriously thought of one of those I really am getting heavily pregnant recently
     
  5. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Sure!

    :D

    Ok I'll stop nagging.
     
  6. Sta

    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    Thanks

    Just off into the Thornely now to restore the equilibrium prior to windy getting involved and putting me on a J2O and parsnip diet.
     
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    makes sense, you're all east stand know alls then nt
     
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    180 year old bloody hell, that meks thee a young en nt
     
  9. Sta

    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    Just looked

    Yes they do, didn't know that. Won't bother to give any examples they are all crap.
     
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    You must have a HUGE bum nt
     
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    He Does Look Young For His Age

    I put it down to years of eating a certain chocolate covered biscuit, which puts jokes on the wrapper.
     
  12. Sta

    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    Aye and it got even bigger over Christmas

    Serious point was that I can sit all day and debate football, players etc, but not with tossers.

    The guy next to me said he would sack the entire team and replace them with the Blackpool players because they never made any mistakes and our lot were to a man *****. Queue move to another seat.
     
  13. Sta

    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    Definition direct from the wrapper

    "Milk chocolate covered biscuit bar filled with chocolate cream"

    Why do p******s carry fish in their beaks?
     

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