Setdi night in town

I was cool and sexy.

And I was the only one going to the bar, you tight gits.

 

Rubbish

How the hell can you explain me going through £75? What i do remember is you offering to go to the bar but asked if you could lend £20. You got really pissed off and got hold of this old man and turned him upside down trying to shake money out of his pockets.

 

What more could you ask for, eh?

A snog from a posh bird.

 

£75?

Part-timer. I spent that on crisps.

Great night though. We'll have to do it again some time.

 

Yeh, yer posh so and so

'Wooooo, you havn't lost your dialect have you!? Thought you would have done that by now.' (said in a snobby southern type accent). POSH SNOG back to you n'all.

 

Surely must

Hoping to get over in the Autumn.

 

RE: Yeh, yer posh so and so

Will you two get a room or something?

 

What

can you get rooms on here as well?

 

I would, but the tight sod

wants the cheapest going. Keep telling him I'm a posh bird that deserves the best.

 

You didn't complain

when i took you to 'The Bug Hut' up Elsecar and you went totally crazy on the back row. If it wasn't for that dirty old man pleasing himself at the side of us i'm sure you'd have gone all the way.(dribble)

 

RE: You didn't complain

In other words you were that drunk that you forgot that we did.........typical fella.