'Shampoo and' Set

I know a lass who works in Superdrug

She could get cheap talcum powder, which you might need to stop chaffing on those who are leather clad.

Thats about all I can bring to the table mind

 

Do I get a say?

I'm going to throw a Barton like hissy fit if I'm not granted a transfer.

 

Ah - but ...

... we don't have a bald one anymore then.
Every 'Set' needs:

(1) Short arsed leader.
(2) Big haired homosensual
(3) Bald, big nosed lovely person
(4) Length Loving Litigator
(5) Stinky panted flap loving longpod

And one who pisses himself & keeps trying to get in the 'Set'.

Okay then.
I'm gone.

Do I get a 'Sven style' pay off?

 

RE: I know a lass who works in Superdrug

That sounds like a good idea, I'm out of vaseline as it happens.

So are you applying for membership or just being kind?

 

I think Dirk's pretty much ambivalent about all his minions

Wow! There was some posh words in there. Could you tell me what they mean, please?

 

Vasaline and leather = not good combo

Talc is better

 

RE: what about

It might be worth discussing T-shirts with Pete, he's wardrobe now. Can you a draw a logo for the avatars then?

Quite a wide range of talent so far.

 

In a round about way I think I'm applying

But only on the condition that I can choose an outfit.

I do have an old security guards outfit, and the hat has a badge on it that would make me look like a superviser.

 

RE: I think Dirk's pretty much ambivalent about all his minions

Stop castigating yersen and I might.

 

RE: In a round about way I think I'm applying

Leadership is still open Scarfy. A supervisers outfit might swing it your way.

I don't want to upset the other members and Pete though, but I'll second that proposal if you step up.

 

RE: In a round about way I think I'm applying

I'm happy to concentrate on bringing in new members.
Leafleting and the like.
I think I appeal to all those Daily Mail readers out there.

 

Steady on

Can I not just watch from the back for a while, then put my supervisers hat on and launch a Mongolian Coup Style Leadership takeover bid ?

 

RE: Do I get a say?

Really?

You haven't even made a proper debut yet. Get back on the right wing and sort out the grub. There's a pair of tights and a plastic bag in it for you and a mock suicide note in case it goes wrong.

 

RE: Steady on

Only if it doesn't involve shouting as I've got a bit of a headache.

Probably best if I delete your comment from the minutes, as everyone might expect it then and I don't want you to be under any pressure.

 

Keep it in there Boss

I'm primed and ready to go. Badge polished

 

RE: Do I get a say?

Sounds like you've got all bases covered.
As long as the 'moist quimming set' is a broad church I'm happy.
Wouldn't want it to get too cliquey.

 

arse

The 'undo' button was pressed to many times and membership has dwindled to 1 again. Where's 'redo'?

 

RE: Do I get a say?

It's broad alright. We've got the 'PC' brigade covered with Pete and all colours and backgrounds are welcome.

Except the native american indians who stole america from us and gave it to the yanks and that. sneaky whinging gets, that's why petrol is so expensive here you know.

 

RE: Do I get a say?

Bloody Indians.

Coming over here, taking our jobs, inhabiting our tipis.

Out of curiosity, whereabouts on IOW do you live?

 

RE: Do I get a say?

Newport, quite central.

To be more precise and leaving myself quite open to ridicule I live in a small community called Camp Hill near 1 of the 3 prisons.