Slept like a log

Was It Morty In Wombwell Who Got A Chimney On Him?

Hope everyone from Wombwell are alright. Seems to be one of the worst hits places in the country. Slept through it me. Never heard a thing.

 

I ran in tut street with just mi bed shorts on

Strange this.
Very rare i go down stairs during the night, but I got up at 5 minutes to one.
I thought has arrr lass locked the doors
I tried front door then tried back door they were both locked and then suddenly there was this noise up stairs
I thought - foooking hell burglars are upstairs and they are running to get out of the house so I ran up the drive to catch um
Stood theer int middle of the road wi just mi bed shorts on when all neighbours started hanging out of the window shouting .....what were that !!!

Felt daft like, stood theer