Something a mate has done that you can't quite comprehend - I'll start

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  1. Ali

    Alityke Active Member

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    RE: My mate Ben....

    The number of years Tealy spent sharing that bunk bed on & off (dunno)
     
    Alityke, Oct 17, 2008
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  2. Ano

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    If you want a bedtime story

    Get your hubby to tell you one!

    Haircut's great. My hairdresser described it as a diet haircut!
     
    Another Bubble, Oct 17, 2008
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    Hahaha

    Well you must have seen it coming then...
     
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  4. Ali

    Alityke Active Member

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    Now look what you done - Fired is gutted nt
     
    Alityke, Oct 17, 2008
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  5. fir

    fired Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Well

    You get a prize for non post of the week "I know a story but I cant tell it" ...
    As for my husband telling me a bedtime story .... that's tomorrow! :D (Y) (heart)
     
    fired, Oct 17, 2008
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  6. fir

    fired Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Hey I don't care

    Gone off the lad
    He nicked my beer. With a hangover. No manners. Blame the parents.
    (pint)
     
    fired, Oct 17, 2008
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  7. Ano

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    I bet

    It'll be a hole by hole account of his golfing weekend!
     
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  8. Che

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    came home after clubbing one night to find my housemate

    with his hair clippings stook to his face with pritstik to "see what a beard would look like"

    He also tried to have sex with cornflower as he thought the consistency would be "just about right".

    He quite often tried to give himself a blowjob.

    He owns a facial solarium.

    And that just scratches the surface.
     
    Chef Tyke, Oct 17, 2008
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  9. Thrappo Tyke

    Thrappo Tyke Well-Known Member

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    I know someone at uni who let his girlfriend, um.....use a strap on, on him....</p>

    We only found out because she told everyone on myspace</p>

    Then my housemate admitted he'd let his girlfriend do the same. Bizarre</p>
     
    Thrappo Tyke, Oct 17, 2008
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  10. Spa

    Spartacus Well-Known Member

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    Someone I know

    was caught by his fatha dancing around naked in his bedroom with loads of lit josticks tucked into an elastic band around his head

    once tippexed his teeth

    amongst numerous other "pranks"

    sectioned twice.
     
    Spartacus, Oct 17, 2008
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  11. Ali

    Alityke Active Member

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    His hangover was obviously

    more in need of hair of the dog than yours
     
    Alityke, Oct 17, 2008
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  12. fir

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    That would work for me

    As bedtime stories go (zzz) (zzz) (zzz) (zzz)
     
    fired, Oct 17, 2008
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  13. fir

    fired Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    What

    Would make you think I had a hangover?
    :eek:
     
    fired, Oct 17, 2008
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  14. Ali

    Alityke Active Member

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    Now where shall I start?

    Green tinged complexion - check
    Inability to finish a sentence - check
    Drooping demeanour - check

    How many BOTTLES of wine had you supped?
     
    Alityke, Oct 17, 2008
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  15. *Windy

    *Windy Banned Idiot

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    </p>

    Drunk till 4 in the morning and then walked home, fell down and **** himself.</p>

    It's the falling/shitting connection I don't get.</p>
     
    *Windy, Oct 18, 2008
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