Song for Jay ...

Oooohhh arrrr.

Oi loikes Cider
Cos Cider moikes me laarf
Arn wen oi laarfs, oi work
Arn wen oi works, oi makes money
Arn wen oi makes money, oi buys Cider
Cos oi loikes Cider, it moikes me laarf.

I'm waving my draft excluder around right now.

 

Maybe

I should get shut of the old feller and treat myself to a REAL man , after all !! I bet you're bigger than John Holmes and Ron Jeremy put together !!!(lol)

 

RE: Tears?

You can eat a beef sandwich in 5 mins? Is that including mustard and/or piccallili?

 

No.

I'm bigger than Omar & Fola added together.

I'm as black as the Ace of Spades.

I never got that.
Most of the face of the card, by area, is actually white ... so the Ace of Spades isn't really all that black.

I'm as black as some coil which hasn't been mined from a pit that isn't open.

Yeaaahhhh.

 

Mustard.

Brown roll, beef & mustard.
It's the daddy.
And the Mummy.
And the 4th cousin twice removed, or summat.

I'm a comfort eater.
I only snack when I'm lonely, unhappy ... or when the Reds are playing poorly.

I'm 26 stone I am.

 

Eloquently put

Kev's just been saying , " I'm sure Carib Owl is one of the regular posters under another name " !!(shakrhead)
It's a good job I love him !!(doh) ff

 

Pfff.

That bloody Steve S / Carib Owl is a right swine.
I blame his jumpers.

He is the ape man,
Kev is the Walrus.

I didn't say that.
Not in the face, Kev, not in the face.
The balls?
Oh go on then - in the face is fine.

 

You know full well

He's a big softy !