Songtitles - Replace the word 'heart' with 'arse'....

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  1. Marlon

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    Hungry arse
     
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    Why did you have to be a arsebreaker? Bee Gees
     
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    Bleeding Arse
     
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    Arse Of Noise - Cee Lo Green


    Yes I know its art not heart :p
     
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    Nothing but an arseache - the flirtations
     
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    Open Your Arse - Madonna
    Listen To Your Arse - Roxette
    Unbreak My Arse - Toni Braxton
    Each Time You Break My Arse - Nick Kamen
    You're In My Arse - Rod Stewart
     
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    How about the n'sync classic....

    Tearin' up my arse
     
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    Wooden Arse- Elvis
     
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    I thought of that one at 6:30 this morning while my baby was crying in his cot. Thanks Paul
     
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    Stop Crying Your Arse Out - Oasis
     
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    Arsebreaker - Led Zeppelin
    Arsework - Carcass
    Arses Alive - Mastodon
    Arse of The Devil - Danzig
    Arses Will Bleed - Dave Mustaine
     
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    Works replacing any word with arse, hours of fun....

    Smells like teen arse (rather savilesque that one)
     
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    a hole in my arse - Jewel
     
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    Shot Through The Arse - Bon Jovi
     
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    Thompson Twins - Hold my arse!
     
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    Celine Dion - my arse will go on.

    Groove is in the arse - dee lite

    Roxette - listen to your arse

    Feral Sharky - a good arse (is hard to find)

    Sergeant Pepper's lonely arse's band club- the beetles

    Stop crying your arse out - Oasis.
     
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    I lost my arse to a Starship Trooper - Sarah Brightman. The Dark side.
     
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