Stonesy

jptykes · Feb 20, 2015

troff; said:

'Moyesy, it's bill kenwright, I've just had rob elstone on the phone. We've done the deal for the lad from barnsley'.

'Stones? Brilliant, he's going to be a worldy. Nice one bill. How's my budget? Did we get any change from £6million?'

'Hahahahahaha lets just say you can fill the wine cupboard in your office'

'Very good, did they ask for a sell on clause?'

'No but I did have to give in to Don Rowings demands. Wouldn't take no for an answer. I've had to get him two tickets for the next series of Sunday night at the London palladium. Had to call in a favour for that. He wanted train tickets too but he agreed he'd just whack those on his Barnsley expenses.'

'Sounds like Barnsley are tough negotiators'

'You're not kidding. We nearly had to sit down before they pissed themselves with excitement and accepted our first offer. I wouldn't mind but I only offered £2million with a 200k add on. I was taking the piss. Wish I'd offered them 350k and a pre season friendly now'

'Oh are we having a preseason friendly? That might make them a few quid'

'No the thick ****ers didn't even ask for that. I'm amazed oakwell isn't a pile of rubble or permanently on fire'
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Worryingly believable.

Capital Tyke · Feb 20, 2015

Gordon Ottershaw said: ↑

It really was a moment that shut everybody up. I couldn't quite believe it to be honest. I debate about spending more than a tenner on a CD, so you would have thought a bit more consideration would have given to a deal like that.
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Sounds like they'd have trouble running a f****g corner shop! Thick, inept, and many other adjectives spring to mind.

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