Strange Keith Hill Logic

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  1. Redstar

    Redstar Well-Known Member

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    #21 Redstar, Feb 1, 2012
    Re: It was indeed Mr Dillinger

    You are still right in what you said. Man City might have paid that much but he's still an average player.
     
  2. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    #22 JLWBigLil, Feb 1, 2012
    A profound gentleman indeed

    Accurate too, in my opinion.
     
  3. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    #23 The Full Ponty, Feb 1, 2012
    So

    I assume Mr Milner must have subsequently invented some type of hover-pants?
    In fact - £11m over the price Dillinger stated must mean he also invented a scuba vest too.

    Am I right?
     
  4. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    #24 JLWBigLil, Feb 1, 2012
    I have no idea what you've posted there

    You're a man of the 21st Century. I'm more your Neolithic man!
     
  5. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    #25 The Full Ponty, Feb 1, 2012
    Yes.

    I am technology man.
    That is why I change a plug with a spoon from the cutlery draw.

    To be frank - I have spent my whole career in technology designing lesbian robots.
    It's not going well.
    The "Lickbot" was supposed to be launched at the "Comfortable Shoe Fair 2008", but certain design flaws have delayed my work.

    Okay.
     
  6. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    #26 JLWBigLil, Feb 1, 2012
    'Plug'? 'Cutlery'?

    Nope, I'll never understand the language used by you modern men.
     
  7. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    #27 The Full Ponty, Feb 1, 2012
    By the way.

    I moisturise.

    Get me.
     
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    #28 JLWBigLil, Feb 1, 2012
    I use cold water

    Isn't that the same?
     
  9. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    #29 The Full Ponty, Feb 1, 2012
    No.

    The water needs to be in a fancy bottle you squeeze into your hand.

    To be honest - I would love to see you in a pair of skinny jeans wearing a scarf.
    Nearly as much as I'd like to see Jay in a shell-suit.
     
  10. JLWBigLil

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    #30 JLWBigLil, Feb 1, 2012
    Me in a pair of jeans?

    Ah, those were the days!
     
  11. The Full Ponty

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    #31 The Full Ponty, Feb 1, 2012
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    #32 JLWBigLil, Feb 1, 2012
    Thanks, but

    This is more like me these days:-
    <img src ="http://justanotherworthlessblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/homer-simpson-muumuu.jpg?w=300">
     
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