Not that I want it to happen, but obviously that statement equates to a blood oath...I'll put a fiver in to cover your tattoo expenses if it becomes necessary....the tattoo has to cover the whole cheek and large enough not to be covered by a pair of Speedo's when you're on your hols.
Wednesday are shīte mate. They've added three players with known attitude problems. They're the biggest certainty to be relegated there's ever been.