Stupidest BBS monikers

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  1. BRF

    BRF Well-Known Member

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    I was pp113.
     
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    scarf Well-Known Member

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    I thought I needed a football related name for this board, or its predecessor in the paedo's era. I remembered going to one of the later promotion season matches and hearing somebody saying loudly to his mate for everybody to hear "Marvelous innit? They're all here now with their Ronnie Glavin scarves". He must have been a real fan.

    I've still got it somewhere. It was either that or Rhubarb Red, but that takes too long to type.
     
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  3. BorderTerrier

    BorderTerrier Active Member

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    Tykey Tyke Frum Tarn

    *Windy

    I-like-Goats

    CreweCrew
     
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  4. Gor

    Gordon Ottershaw Well-Known Member

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    Aye, that'll be me. I had a very good start and actually won the August Fantasy League first prize, which meant I came first out of two and a half million people. Needless to say I was a tad excited and texted my mates to tell them, not realising that unlike me some people keep their mobiles by their beds and texts at 2am tend to wake them up. Anyway, I won a stack of prizes including the iPad I'm using right now. I have been slipping up recently though by leaving players on the bench who have been scoring lots of points, so you've had the chance to catch me. It seriously is the only interest I have in the Premiership, if only to annoy me when I look and see that Kebe scored two for Reading when I so very nearly brought him in yesterday. Then again, I also nearly bought Jon Stones yesterday just so I could have him in my squad!
     
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  5. MonkeyRed

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    That's cracking, well done mate! Yeah adds a bit of fun to a Saturday. I got a cheeky Ian Harte assist so I was delighted with big Jimmy! I'm the same was desperate to put Stonesy in yesterday, just like I was Butterfield at start of season but I managed to see through the red goggles in the end!
     
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  6. Merde Tete

    Merde Tete Well-Known Member

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    Four - well, not a massive fan or owt, but Feel The Pain is one of my favourite tracks ever. And not just for the popping cork at the start!
     
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  7. Loa

    Load Bearing Pillar Well-Known Member

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    Make that five, saw them in Leeds on Thursday for the 5th time, amazing as always. Looking forward to the new Sebadoh album aswell this year.
     
    Load Bearing Pillar, Feb 3, 2013
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  8. Mr C

    Mr C Well-Known Member

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    Is J's guitar still like being sand-blasted with nuclear waste? [​IMG]

    I didn't know they were touring, I'm so out of touch. Just seen they are playing near me at the Electric Ballroom in April*. Their gigs used to be a bit mental back in the day, I hope they have calmed down a bit!

    *Nope that's tomorrow, 2/4/13? Americans, tut. Oh well, an evening with Craig Hignett it is. Is he bringing his guitar?
     
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  9. Spirit Ditch

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    This is such a thread hijack heheh. My favourite video offering:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz3XQ3puHa0

    Saw them at Leeds Cockpit about ten years ago and was so loud I couldn't recognise a song after the first two bars!
     
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  10. Mis

    MiserablePontyEnder Well-Known Member

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    Mine is a bit obvious. I'm a miserable lovely person. But I'm a bit of a fraud. Secretly I now sit in the Ponty End.
     
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  11. Burgundy Red

    Burgundy Red Well-Known Member

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    You're not all that miserable, either.

    Bit of a fraud indeed!
     
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    Mine is fairly daft

    Named "Barnsley Brush" back in 1979 because I had longish hair and never shut up about The Reds.
     
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    MiserablePontyEnder Well-Known Member

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    Must have been having an off day yesterday. Sundays are my day off, Burgundy ;)
     
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  14. Loa

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    Yes it is and having been deafened by him previously i decided to wear earplugs this time, it made a pleasant change actually being able to hear the entire show rather than it turning into a fuzz two thirds of the way through. I think there's only Swans and Einsturzende Neubauten that i've seen that rivsl them for volume, that said i'm seeing My Bloody Valentine next which could be interesting......
     
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  15. ime

    imer red Well-Known Member

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    Why did they wear crash helmets?
     
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  16. KFC

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    Haha that was mine. Ken Tyke e-Fried Chicken. I couldn't be bothered to type the whole thing out when I registered with the new forum, so it got shortened to KFC.

    Wish admin would change it back for me now :)
     
    KFC, Feb 4, 2013
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  17. Tyk

    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    By the way, isn't your name gramatically incorrect in French?

    Shouldn't it be "tete merde"?
     
    Tyketical Masterstroke, Feb 4, 2013
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  18. Merde Tete

    Merde Tete Well-Known Member

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    Re: By the way, isn't your name gramatically incorrect in French?

    Or even "tete de merde". Maybe. My French grammar is about the same level as Ron Atkinson's race relations skills.
     
    Merde Tete, Feb 4, 2013
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  19. Shy Talk

    Shy Talk Well-Known Member

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    Yorkshire word for a seagull.
     
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  20. Pas

    Pasta Banned Idiot

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    Was previously Pasta-My-Ar5e.......coming from a quote from Jim Royle on the Royle Family.
     
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