Super Red Tykes Reserve Team Players

We could be onto something here ...

Vaughan could pick the rubbish up, Conlon could do the catering, Wroe could sort out the uniforms, Atkinson could read peoples fortunes & Laight could provide hat-masks that are given away with the tickets.

Every theme park needs a main attraction though.
Disney has the Magicians Kingdom, Sea World has Orca the Killer Otter, Epcot has a big golf ball.
What would be BFC's crowd puller?
Maybe we could fire Shuker from a cannon?
Or what about a dangerous rollercoaster ride, such as being on Becky N's back seat?

What do you think?
It goes without saying that dog turnstiles are required.

 

Mr Wayne, I remember that, these days we have to make do with poor man's equivalents such as 'The Officer's Club'.

 

RE: We could be onto something here ...

yes we must have dog turnstilers. maybe we should pitch the idea to patrick clyne. we could have a dog ID parade aswell. we could have toby tyke and then six other dogs all in a line and then you pay four pounds to guess which one is toby tyke (which should be fairly easy). then, you win a hat mask which only costs £3.27 to produce!!! we will make 77p profit!

Then with the five dogs left over you can have the chance to throw a coconut at their heads (but you have to pay an extra pound for this and you are not allowed to keep the coconut) if you manage to knock the dog off its ID parade seat then you win toby tyke. BUT, we can make it so no dog is ever knocked off their ID Parade seat by maybe tieing it to the seat (make sure it is something that isn't cruel). it would be a bit like those stalls at fairs where you try and throw a ring around a block with 50 pounds on it but its impossible to win because its an optical illusion.

We could get David Scarsella to look after the stall.

 

Great idea.

Especially the 'throwing coconuts at dogs heads' bit.

You know how they have those ducks with hooks - and you have to get them with a stick?
Maybe we could get the players to sit in a paddling pool & you pay £1.76 to drag them out with a walking stick?
If you get a player out - you can then take him home for the day so he can do your washing & ironing.

I also notice that the games where you smack things on the head when they pop out of a hole are popular.
Maybe we should get Mick Colgan to stick his head through a fence ... then people could pay 10p every time they whack him one?

I think you should put this to our new marketing manager, Paul Hayes.

 

RE: We could be onto something here ...

pissing myself laughing.

 

Genius

I'd be up for a bit of throwing coconuts at dogs on pedestals.

How about half time during home games?? While being wrestled by Toby?