Sweeping generalisation but

RE: tailed off a bit Dirk

They might think 'Optical Care Technician's' are all morbid money grabbing geeky tossers.

 

RE: tailed off a bit Dirk

You should run for mayor or something.

 

RE: Are you 'Stevie'?

If you find the Caps Lock - do let Stevie know.

How's things spadger?

 

Out of curiosity....

What do you do for a living?
I bet you are Ian McMillan aren't you.

 

No.

I'm a McMillan's nurse.
Being bald myself I'm quite at home on a leukemia ward.

Too far?

 

RE: tailed off a bit Dirk

And they'd be correct. What's your point ?

 

Didn't need much alteration...

There's something rotten floatin' in the air
Come from lovely horses ridin' everywhere
It's a warning, it's in every tongue
Gotta stop them lovely horses getting loved

What a show, there they go hiding in the sky, yeah
Lovely horses all got riders, and they're you and I
Lovely horses

Never stop and they never die
They just keep on puffin' how they multiply
Lovely horses, will they never halt?
If they keep on breedin' then it's all your fault

What a show, there they go hiding in the sky, yeah
Lovely horses all got riders, and they're you and I
Lovely horses

So take a good look around
See what they've done
What they've done
They've done

Lovely horses

 

That's going in.

I have the makings of an excellent after dinner speaker.
Dirk has the makings of an excellent mid dinner eater.

The gret fat people hating poisoned love dwarf.

 

RE: tailed off a bit Dirk

You made it for me.
Thank you.

 

RE: Are you 'Stevie'?

I'm okay, currently translating the bible into "stevie" for global distribution. I think this is truly the key to filling them pews agin.

 

a tad

maybe. But to fair TFP you crossed the boundries ages ago and are currently walking through no mans land stepping on land-mines. Sadly there's no way back.

Unless Gerri halliwell turns up with her blue berret on....or frank spencer

 

Filling the pews?

Nah.
The only way to do that is to ensure that we all have someone watching over us.
A 'guardian angel', if you will.

My Missus is constantly watching over my wallet.
And I keep 'watching' over her Babayaro's.

 

RE: tailed off a bit Dirk

I always do sweetheart.

 

It could be safe to say..

the vast majority of 'BBS' users have marked you down as a sick and twisted piece of work who has few, if any morals and scruples.

 

RE: tailed off a bit Dirk

Why thank you. Next time I take a dump I shall think of you.

 

RE: a tad

Was Gerry Halliwell the one with the Pacemakers?
Didn't he do that famous scouse song 'Fog on the Tyne'?
Haunting.
Truely haunting.

What was the question again?

 

GodTV charge for that.

If you donate a certain amount of money in their telethons they'll send you an angel. Probably a misprint and you get a protractor.

 

RE: a tad

I dunno but Citizen Smith is onto you.

Power to the People and all that!!

 

You could be right.

But just say the word 'scruples'.
And say it again.
'Scruples'.
'Scruples, scruples, scruples'.

Brilliant.
Possibly the best word in the world.

Shall we talk about gay darkies with leukemia now?

 

No.

It's a Northern Angel.

Pass me that fecking bible, straightawaynow.