Settling for second best and apathy gets you the most? Ok then, you win, I can't be arsed. Have you exploded?
Bearing in mind you have to phone the harbour master if you have anything to declare, unsurprisingly, quite a lot comes in through the Isle of Wight.
Courthouse, White Bear, Number 7, Brahma's, Top Notch, Wine Bar, Livingstones, Esmareldas, Corner Pin, That 70's Bar Shakespeare & Chicago Rock or Wild Cats