Team line up tomorrow?

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  1. Archey

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    No Jason Statham, Vin Diesel or ultimate action hero, Boris Johnson
     
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  2. Mr C

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    Re: Aye but in opposition

    Didn't Benny have a distinctly west country accent? He was a bit of nomad was Benny, rather than local, Oi laarrve you Miss Doi-aaarrrnne!

    etc..
     
    Mr C, Feb 10, 2012
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    Re: Why don't I warrant a place in the line up?

    Liam gallagher
    justine frishmann damon albarn brett anderson jarvis cocker
    shaun ryder clint boon ian brown rick witter
    edwin collins tim booth

    that should do it.......
     
    pompey_red, Feb 10, 2012
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  4. tingleytyke

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    Or Stephen Hawking
     
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  5. Mr C

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    Re: Why don't I warrant a place in the line up?

    Edwyn Collins up front? Don't expect him to offer much in the air after all he's been through. Crap manager thee! lol
     
    Mr C, Feb 10, 2012
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  6. JLWBigLil

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    Sharon Osbourne for the opposition?

    You're saying Sharon Osbourne has a small penis ? Really?:D
     
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    Re: Why don't I warrant a place in the line up?

    i was planing on lulling then into a false sense of security due to edwins lack of mobility.... thus leaving space for clint boon to break from deep..... :)
     
    pompey_red, Feb 10, 2012
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  8. Mr C

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    I'm a bit worried my midfield might be a bit lightweight but there's plenty of grit on the bench and as for that front two... flaming nora!!

    Harold Godwinson

    Henry II of England
    William Wallace
    Richard the Lionheart
    Pope Gregory XII

    Joan of Arc
    St. Thomas Beckett
    Eleanor of Aquitaine
    Geoffrey Chaucer

    William, Duke of Normandy
    Edward Longshanks

    plus....
    Dante Alighieri
    Richard III of England
    Charlamagne
    Godfrey of Bouillon
    Giovanni Bernadone
    ....on a somewhat cosmopolitan looking bench
     
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    Mr C, Feb 10, 2012
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  9. Whi

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    Re: Why don't I warrant a place in the line up?

    Steele
    Hassell Edwards McNulty Golbourne
    Smith Perkins
    Wiseman Tonge Done
    Davies
    .
    Or
    .
    Stallone
    Stallone's mum Jodie Marsh Prince Enya
    Michael Keaton Scargill
    Thatcher Blair Cameron
    Don Rowing
     
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  10. Ext

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    Re: Aye but in opposition

    Errm, google some of my starting XI, and maybe include the word 'longest'
     
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  11. Mrs

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    Re: Why don't I warrant a place in the line up?

    Don will give the ball away far too cheaply for my liking.
     
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    Re: ignore

    Wrong place
     
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    Re: Aye but in opposition

    Re: Team line up tomorrow?
    I think you'll find that any post on here, worth its salt is provided with evidence.

    Even a Hemmsyesque attempt at hearsay would do..... Something on the lines of "jack willshire said on talk radio that he'd seen a shadow of dion Dublin in the dressing room, and that proves it."

    So jog on with your half baked stories.
     
    fired, Feb 10, 2012
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  14. DEETEE

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    Is it a mans or a woman doing the measuring?
     
    DEETEE, Feb 10, 2012
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    Re: Aye but in opposition

    No Rod Hull?
     
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  16. Ext

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    Re: Aye but in opposition

    Just loading a photo of Milton berle's 14" penis.
     
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  17. Whi

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    Re: Why don't I warrant a place in the line up?

    Ha!
    Brilliant. And a good point.
    We'll stick Pele up top then. Nowt darn for an impotent strikeforce
     
    Whitey, Feb 10, 2012
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  18. Gimson&theBarnsleys

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    No good at all...

    ...current passing back to the goalie and off-side rules changes would have them cofused. Hand on a minute, is Steven Foster a medieavel tirant?
     
    Gimson&theBarnsleys, Feb 10, 2012
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  19. Mr C

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    Re: No good at all...

    Ah seh! Theer's a fair blend of brains n brawn in that lot ahm tellin thi!
    It's not all blood n thunder tha noz!
    What wi young Arc ont reight n an old head like Geoff Chaucer putting crosses in for't big two up front tha can't gu wrong. And nowt'll get past Harry Plantaginot at reight back, not alive any rooad! Beckett n Aquitaine can pull strings in midfield n wiv allus got Richard III to bring on if it gets a bit scrappy late on.
     
    Mr C, Feb 10, 2012
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    Re: No good at all...

    Richard Kiel

    Tomsk Orinoco Uncle Bulgaria Madame Cholais

    Dynamo Paul Daniels David Copperfield

    Howard Stern John Holmes Seka
     
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