Tennis.

Tennis - an excellent game indeed!!!!

Its always the numpties that spout off about things that they can't comprehend.

 

Only reason to watch tennis

http://www.barnsleyfc.org.uk/bbs/forums/thread-view.asp?tid=35531&mid=214873#M214873

 

What's to comprehend?

Two posh blokes tapping a furry ball to each other.
It's about as interesting as rowing.

Only one lad played tennis at our school - and he turned out to be a ******.

I rest my case.

 

I never knew you used to play tennis

 

RE: I never knew you used to play tennis

I certainly did play tennis. And to a decent standard too, if i may so myself...... Strange thing is; i ain't middle class and i've never been loved!!ff

 

Oh aye.

I was a tennis genius.
Up at cortonwood "tennis courts" - which was used for 5-a-side footy 50 weeks of the year ... then 1.2m scrubbers turned up during Wibbledon with their spacky wooden tennis bats making tits of themselves.

The w4nkiest sport in the world.
Watched by cnuts & played by cnuts.
And public schoolboy bummers.

And Jay.

 

Jay

Just that. Jay.

 

You may not have been loved.

But you deserved to be.

And does "to a decent standard" mean "I didn't have a Mummy who could send me to £10k a year tennis / loving school, so I didn't progress"?

I'd rather obliterate my scrotum with a potato masher than play or watch tennis.

 

RE: You may not have been loved.

Actually, i've grafted for my own money since was a young un. My old lady was a cleaner and my old man worked at Barrow Colliery. For me; i used to enjoy playing the game, and earned a bit of money from the sport.

 

I feel a life story coming on

What did you have for lunch? Tim Henman sandwich?

 

RE: I feel a life story coming on

Ha, ha..... Just having a yarn, that's all.

Toodle-oo and pip-pip old chap.

Mumsy has just put my favourite snack on the table, next to Tiddles my favourite teddy!!!

 

I respect your work ethic.

But it doesn't excuse the fact that you played the most gay sport on the planet.

Can I just ask - have you got older Brothers?

 

Croquet.....

Now that is a gay sport in my opinion. No energy involved, blah blah blah.

Why the interest in older brothers? (2gay)

 

Any requests , or suggestions , whilst I'm in a good mood ?

 

slurp

 

Simple question ...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/5120004.stm

Croquet isn't gay.
It's just posh.
And they usually get lathered whilst playing.
And the posh birds who piss about with that big mallet thingy want ****.

Most gay sports in the world:

(1) Tennis
(2) Rowing
(3) Sculling
(4) Soft tennis
(5) Table tennis
(6) Badminton
(7) Squash
(8) Tennis again
(9) Rugby Union
(10) Cricket

 

Anyone you'd like posting , old buddy ?

 

Yes.

I'd like a picture of Thora Herd being blumped by Ricky Hatton.

Cheers Kev.