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  1. Gue

    Guest Guest

    Answer to your e-mail:

    No.
    I will not be coming round to service your Missus 'cos you "can't get blood in it".
    I'm too busy sticking it to Big Lil's mental bint & several other begging bitches.

    Try attaching lolipop sticks to it.
    Or maybe cocktail sticks in your case?
     
    Guest, Nov 7, 2008
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  2. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    She loves you

    You're hung like a stallion and go like a sewing machine.
     
    JLWBigLil, Nov 7, 2008
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  3. Gue

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    Nearly.

    I'm hung like the needle of a sewing machine & smell like a stallion.

    She likes me owing to the fact I've got 18 stone to knock it in with & you are now 9 stone wet through.
    Get back on the pies.
    Hairy pies.
     
    Guest, Nov 7, 2008
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  4. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Damn!

    I was going to use that line to describe me.
    Yours
    Charles Hawtrey.
     
    JLWBigLil, Nov 7, 2008
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