RE: Was the original question ... definitely. you wouldn't want to look amateur or anything in front of the queen.
RE: Was the original question ... A sort of Frankie Howerd "Ooooh" face ? Or Roger Moore nonchalant one eyebrow raised ?
RE: Was the original question ... go for slap stick. The queen loves it. Roger moore face would be alternative comedy and I'm not sure she gets it. You want royal approval presumably.
RE: Was the original question ... Last year they had Joe Pasquale being rimmed by Gary Wilmot. That'll take some beating.
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