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  1. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Very upbeat to be honest, mate

    She insists she's fit enough to go to school tomorrow! I'm ashamed of her at times. How can she be my daughter, yet love school so much???
     
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    I am sure she is your girl mate

    having seen her with a curry there can be no doubt :D :D
     
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  3. JLWBigLil

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    RE: I am sure she is your girl mate

    :D :D :D
     
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    She lets the side down badly

    She always has bloody chips with it!
     
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  5. madmark62

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    so does her dad !!

    unless he is with us, then he has proper rice , Cos we are classy aint we?
     
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  6. JLWBigLil

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    Proof, if proof were needed

    That she's the fruit of my loins.
     
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  7. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    I was trying to look posh

    And failed miserably!!
     
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  8. Farnham_Red

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    Pilau Chips? how about some bread and butter as well

    I dispair
     
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    no bread + butter but they did fetch some Naan `s, forgot the ketchup tho` nt
     
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    Aye, and some vinegar

    And a pot of tea for two with 8 tea bags in it.
     
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  11. JLWBigLil

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    No one with a brain between their ears

    Has rice with Indian food. It's not natural!!
     
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    Nowt like conforming to stereotype eh?

    Few sloppy peas on the side
     
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    Big Lil Menu

    Tandoori Platter with beef and onion crisps, pork scratchings and a huge salad

    Chicken Tikka Madras with chips, bread and butter, mushy peas, salt and vinegar, gravy and an enormous salad

    Penguin ice cream with custard and a massive salad

    Yorkshire tea in a pot with a nice woolly tea cosy

    Washed down with apple juice and red grape juice
     
    Stahlrost, Apr 13, 2008
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  14. JLWBigLil

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    LIAR !!!!

    I never drink tea!!!!!!
     
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  15. Sta

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    Official Retraction

    I hereby official retract the insinuation that Big Lil drinks tea. With hindsight, this accusation was based on rumour and not fact. I apologise unreservedly.

    Please don't sue me.

    By the way why don't you try Bombay Potatoes instead of chips - sort of half way house?

    By the way can I wear my Wembley polo shirt on Thursday. I'm sure Laura would like to see it - or do I have to wear fancy dress again?
     
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  16. JLWBigLil

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    You're on, I will

    She says you can wear what you like. I say do your damnedest to embarrass her!
     
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  17. Sta

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    Net curtain it is then!

    Tell her to bring some dark glasses
     
    Stahlrost, Apr 13, 2008
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  18. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    You just make sure

    You get the wine from the bottle to the glass without any detours!!
     
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  19. Sta

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    Why bother with a glass?

    Slurp it direct from the bottle. Cut out the middleman, and protect the tablecloth
     
    Stahlrost, Apr 13, 2008
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  20. JLWBigLil

    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    Ah, but

    You DON'T protect the tablecloth!! :D :D
     
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