The Apprentice

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  1. imp

    imported_Gally New Member

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    Inddeed. WTF did they spend 200 quid on?
     
    imported_Gally, Mar 26, 2009
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    imported_Gally New Member

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    Inddeed. WTF did they spend 200 quid on?
     
    imported_Gally, Mar 26, 2009
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  3. Terry Nutkins

    Terry Nutkins Well-Known Member

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    I don't think its a strong group

    Which should make compelling viewing as they all stumble from one crisis to another.</p>

    If I was on it I'd get thrown out for wanting to take over and be the team leader every week. Well after I've shagged the birds and outdrank all the blokes and that.</p>

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    Terry Nutkins, Mar 26, 2009
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  4. Terry Nutkins

    Terry Nutkins Well-Known Member

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    It was only 200 Paul not 600. nt
     
    Terry Nutkins, Mar 26, 2009
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  5. Gue

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    RE: I don't think its a strong group

    The boardroom would just descend into farce as I sat there swearing at the others.
     
    Guest, Mar 26, 2009
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  6. Gue

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    3 lots of cleaning products.</p>

    Your bbs is broke mate.
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    Guest, Mar 26, 2009
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  7. Terry Nutkins

    Terry Nutkins Well-Known Member

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    After 6 years managing the people I deal with every day

    I have learnt to just swear at the ones I can make cry.
     
    Terry Nutkins, Mar 26, 2009
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  8. Gue

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    Swearing is an essential tool of management

    That and bribery.
     
    Guest, Mar 26, 2009
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  9. Terry Nutkins

    Terry Nutkins Well-Known Member

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    Or Copulation

    Ahem.
     
    Terry Nutkins, Mar 26, 2009
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  10. Terry Nutkins

    Terry Nutkins Well-Known Member

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    BTW how is the young filly

    Who worked in the shop next door going?</p>

    The one from last summer.</p>
     
    Terry Nutkins, Mar 26, 2009
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  11. Gue

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    RE: Or Copulation

    *coughing and remembering*
     
    Guest, Mar 26, 2009
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  12. Gue

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    Left to go 'mobile'

    Rubbing her ample enhanced tits against the heads of the elderly and housebound now. And those women who can afford not to work whilst their husbands have a furtive **** as they peer through a slightly ajar door. Into their sock.
     
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  13. Terry Nutkins

    Terry Nutkins Well-Known Member

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    Sock wanking

    The youth of today don't know they're born.</p>

    A skill that I will be extinct when you can actually physically **** a bird over the internet.</p>
     
    Terry Nutkins, Mar 26, 2009
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  14. Gue

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    RE: Sock wanking

    In the old days we used to have to formulate our own fantasies rom the grattan catalogue. Freeones spoils the youth of today.
     
    Guest, Mar 26, 2009
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    This post must win some sort of award

    Ignorance is bliss.
     
    bright red, Mar 26, 2009
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    RE: Just been looking on the apprentice site and Got this nugget from Majid the sexist ****

    But that would be people buying and selling porn!
     
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    Ah, Grattans - the nostalgia! nt
     
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    RE: Sock wanking

    grattan + w ankerchief = good times.
     
    Chef Tyke, Mar 26, 2009
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    RE: This post must win some sort of award

    Care to expand??
     
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