Nudgers Bridge: Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner Sometimes I feel like my only friend Is Paul Heckingbottom, and the Transpennine Trail Lonely as I am, together we buum....
Strikers should not be scouted on account of their pace, positioning and shooting but for how hairy their arses are.
Actually that reminded me that I really miss the CM escapades on matchdays. In these 'dark time' both football and life in general we could all do with a bit of light relief and CM used to provide that. Sadly CM has gone missing (has he gone off to join the Ukranian army I wonder)? George Spicer . has not posted for some considerable time either and his regular 'Epicurian themed' updates used to provide some light relief. S'bout time they were revived methinks.