The greatest couple of minutes of your life

DartonDave · May 15, 2016

Brilliant post.

And brilliant responses too. The one about the girl jumping on the guy next to him and the reply of whats the seat number, going to get a season ticket had me crying with laughter.
Typical Barnsley fans - passion and humour in equal measures.

This is whats it like to be Barnsley
This is whats its like to be small.
You signed a rapist
We signed Sam Winnall.

MrsHallsToffeerolls · May 15, 2016

Ahh wondered who it was darn on his knees praying for a Winnall hatrick.

only1kp · May 15, 2016

My 9yr old son hugged me as we were celebrating the 3rd. Actually hugged me.

I normally have to tie him to the chair just to get him to sit with me

sadbrewer · May 15, 2016

Jay said: ↑

Winnall strikes it from the edge of the area, it takes a deflection and it's in the top corner. You're on your feet and there's this noise coming out of you, it's not words, it's primal, you're almost screaming. And you're jumping about like a lunatic, clapping and punching the air. It's almost a dance. Or an epileptic fit. If you were anywhere other than a football game you'd be arrested and committed. And you look around you and your family and friends you've known all your life and friends you've met at the football and people you just say hello to and that weird bloke further down the row are all on their feet too, shouting and screaming and clapping and smiling. And you're filled with this joy, this unbelievable rush of pleasure. And the singing starts, and you're singing now too, "Winnall's on fire, your defence is terrified and Winnall's on fire". And they must have kicked off because Winnall's got the ball again and he's running towards goal, shrugging off defenders from behind, and he slips it past the defender in front, and he's through on goal and you're not singing any more, you're just screaming "come on!!!!" and he dinks it over the keeper and you're gone, you're just gone...
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I quite enjoyed it too.

Stahlrost · May 15, 2016

You've now ruined my day. I can't get the image of her on her knees in front of me out of my mind. I was on fire, she was terrified.

Whitey · May 15, 2016

Jay said: ↑

Winnall strikes it from the edge of the area, it takes a deflection and it's in the top corner. You're on your feet and there's this noise coming out of you, it's not words, it's primal, you're almost screaming. And you're jumping about like a lunatic, clapping and punching the air. It's almost a dance. Or an epileptic fit. If you were anywhere other than a football game you'd be arrested and committed. And you look around you and your family and friends you've known all your life and friends you've met at the football and people you just say hello to and that weird bloke further down the row are all on their feet too, shouting and screaming and clapping and smiling. And you're filled with this joy, this unbelievable rush of pleasure. And the singing starts, and you're singing now too, "Winnall's on fire, your defence is terrified and Winnall's on fire". And they must have kicked off because Winnall's got the ball again and he's running towards goal, shrugging off defenders from behind, and he slips it past the defender in front, and he's through on goal and you're not singing any more, you're just screaming "come on!!!!" and he dinks it over the keeper and you're gone, you're just gone...
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How was Roy?

MonkBrettontyke · May 15, 2016

Jay said: ↑

Winnall strikes it from the edge of the area, it takes a deflection and it's in the top corner. You're on your feet and there's this noise coming out of you, it's not words, it's primal, you're almost screaming. And you're jumping about like a lunatic, clapping and punching the air. It's almost a dance. Or an epileptic fit. If you were anywhere other than a football game you'd be arrested and committed. And you look around you and your family and friends you've known all your life and friends you've met at the football and people you just say hello to and that weird bloke further down the row are all on their feet too, shouting and screaming and clapping and smiling. And you're filled with this joy, this unbelievable rush of pleasure. And the singing starts, and you're singing now too, "Winnall's on fire, your defence is terrified and Winnall's on fire". And they must have kicked off because Winnall's got the ball again and he's running towards goal, shrugging off defenders from behind, and he slips it past the defender in front, and he's through on goal and you're not singing any more, you're just screaming "come on!!!!" and he dinks it over the keeper and you're gone, you're just gone...
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Jay,that's ****ing brilliant. You've summed up just how 16 thousand other people felt also

J... · May 15, 2016

Your articulate eloquence is spot on as always, couldn't have put it better myself but brought a tear to my eye when I read it; the subsequent posts have made me laugh too.

JamDrop · May 16, 2016

Brilliant thread!

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