The loss of a sporting great

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  1. Jay

    Jay Well-Known Member

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    RE: What sort of odds would you get on wanking?

    33/1 he gets a bit in his eye
     
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    RE: What sort of odds would you get on wanking?

    7-4 on he gets a bit in hers.</p>
     
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  3. Gue

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    RE: What sort of odds would you get on wanking?

    Evens - he has to abort half way through when the Freemans Catalogue flips over to the soft furnishings section
     
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    skill? of horse?? my *rse! nt
     
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  5. Gue

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    RE: What sort of odds would you get on wanking?

    Imagine that, ejaculating just as you catch site of a 3 seater and 2 seater in burgundy leather. You are then thinking that soft furnishings get you off.
     
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  6. Jay

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    Sounds like a good betting sport after all

    25/1 he puts on a condom and has a posh 'un
     
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    Sounds good to me
     
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  8. Gue

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    Stamina, Strength, Jumping ability

    Which of those aren't skills ?
     
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  9. Gue

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    many variables.

    100 - 1 he puts some baby oil inside a rubber glove and pretends it's a fanny ( NB once actually read that in a porn mag when i were a lad. Never ever tried it and I will pursue through the courts anyone saying different )
     
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  10. Isl

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    RE: Stamina, Strength, Jumping ability

    Plus that clipperty-clop noise they make when they walk on concrete. Many people think it's their feet, but actually they're practicing their human/horse beatbox skills.
     
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    it's not skill

    it's just being a horse
     
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  12. pau

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    it's actually............

    coconut shells-believe me[​IMG]
     
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    Butter fingers Reggie Bush!
     
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  14. Jay

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    properly laughing
     
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    RE: it's actually............

    Nope, definitely human/horse beatbox.

    Apart from a number of outstanding wins running on grass and jumping hedges, Dessert Orchid was uncredited on the single 'The Show' By Doug E Fresh and the Get Fresh Crew, featuring Slick Rick.

    Doug E Fresh took the credit for the beatbox bit, but you can clearly hear a horse breathing.
     
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    what proves it is............

    when the horse finally throws the jockey off they do better!
     
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  17. Gue

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    Does the same apply to top atheletes ?

    running fast away from white men with guns ?
     
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  18. EastStander

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    He wasn't on that TD he scored!
     
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    it certainly does

    they run a lot faster without having to carry a horse on their backs
     
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