The method of Wensdaahhh's winning goal on Saturday

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How will the winning goal be scored?

  1. Own goal

    6 vote(s)
    9.2%

  2. The softest of penalties

    17 vote(s)
    26.2%

  3. MASSIVE deflection

    14 vote(s)
    21.5%

  4. Hand ball

    2 vote(s)
    3.1%

  5. It'll be a clean goal, but after a dodgy red card

    3 vote(s)
    4.6%

  6. Deflection off a drone

    5 vote(s)
    7.7%

  7. The referee bends in a free kick

    1 vote(s)
    1.5%

  8. Wind assisted

    1 vote(s)
    1.5%

  9. Tony Pulis pops up at the far post to head it in

    4 vote(s)
    6.2%

  10. Frimpong

    4 vote(s)
    6.2%

  11. An act of God (volcano, earthquake etc)

    2 vote(s)
    3.1%

  12. Aliens

    3 vote(s)
    4.6%

  13. Somehow, VAR

    1 vote(s)
    1.5%

  14. Other... Add below

    2 vote(s)
    3.1%
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  1. Bak

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    Chris Brunt hits one from 45 yards which comes back off the post, after good work from Sam Winnall.

    Paolo di Canio collects the rebound, and the ball goes over the line after deflecting off a Béres pork pie or sandwich wrapper.

    The goal comes in the 14th minute of three minutes of added time, when we've had 65 per cent possession, and 14 shots to 1.

    Wednesday 1-0 Barnsley.
     
    Baka, Dec 10, 2020
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    We actually win the game one nil but in a bizarre twist of fate the wednesday accountant has reported the result as a 5..nil win for the owls which the EFL then accept and feel sorry for them and give them an extra 6 points for the inconvienience and barr mcgeehan for 3 matches!
     
    Geddiswasguud, Dec 10, 2020
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    Mido Well-Known Member

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    Direct from a corner.
     
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    All sounds pretty feasible. Unfortunately!
     
    Merde Tete, Dec 10, 2020
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    I was agreeing with you right up until we have 65% possession. Madness - clearly that's not possible :):)
     
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    Ricochet off trap 2 at Owlerton Dog track
     
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    Walton is obstructed by a cows arse. Ball deflects in off a banjo.
     
    Old Goat, Dec 10, 2020
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    Goes in off of Keith Edwards ego.
     
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    They're MASSIVE so get a 2 goal start.
     
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    Trouble is it won't be long before Pulis tightens them up. They may be crap but he'll get them organised and harder to beat. If we are wasteful with our chances like we often are there is always the possibility that they will pop one in and shut up shot. Hopefully we are a bit more clinical
     
    KamikazeCo-Pilot, Dec 10, 2020
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    Strange thread. Majority think we are beaten before kicking a ball bet Wednesday fans are loving reading this ! Imagine back in the day if this had happened "Reight Ronnie get warmed up we need you to score the winning goal" - "no boss not worth it we allez loose to this lot" Just saying :):):):)
     
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    It's the only song I've ever sung that led to fits of giggles.
     
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    They will get a penalty for handball committed on the half way line
     
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    And pigs might fly. Get it. ?
    Al get mi coit.
     
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    They are awarded a penalty in the 15th minute of injury time after Gunner Halle goes down in the centre circle.
     
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    .....with no Barnsley players within 10 yards. Sends Mowatt off for the "foul", Solly for smacking Pulis and sends Valerien to the stands for protesting.
     
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