I Vote for Tommy Tyke Girl fridays would be interesting, sally,6 , attends highfields junior school, and she likes ponys and ice cream The filthy bitch
Tee HEE That wins my vote for post of the year - nice one VT I like the detail and the thought you have put into the post
I wonder if Poet has ever made a factually correct post I am sure I dont need to point out to even the most gullible viewer that Poets post above contains misleading information
RE: No point me applying, I'd be scared of you Laura. Don't forget i know your dad and seen how big he is!!!
It's not really something to be laughed at But I've genuinley been laughing for the last 10 minutes, proper tears streaming down my face. Top post
SuperTyke without a doubt, or failing that the ever amicable Stahlrost.... (zzz) But to add a bit of fire to the admin I'd plump for Kanecat, man she'd be bang on for the position....
Class. I'd simply e-mail everyone's employers on a weekly basis. I'd also implement a rule that every post must contain swear words. I'd ban posts about Association Football. I'd constantly post frozen threads which contain pictures of my testicles. And Jay.
Not for long. You'd be banned. And anyone else named after household appliances. I'd ban everyone apart from myself, Dirk & the ladies. I'm not daft, you know.
What about Windy? The board would be busy ... as we'd all have got the sack within a week & have **** all else to do. Hey ho.
Quality. His match reports would be great too: Arrived in the family stand at 1pm for the 3pm kick off. Plenty of space, and vaseline, in my raincoat. Some men kicked a ball around a bit. Handed sweets around. Invited several young girls around to see my puppies (they don't know "puppies" is my nickname for my ****). Hidden pocket camera working a treat, as is spectacle/moustache combo disguise. More next week.