RE: so to help me to my 1600th post Get a mattress in the kitchen for starters. No point in starting off on the wrong foot is there.
RE: so to help me to my 1600th post May I just interject with a few points: You have mentioned my favorite entry in the Viz Profanosaurus, so I have to repeat it - Touching Cloth being the point immediately before achieving the Turtles Head which is feined as - "The initial protrusion of a stool though the tea towel holder (qv); the point at which contracts are exchanged for the building of a log cabin (qv)." Anyway, as a man who is into his third year of married life can I just say that any mention of missing the play off finals being on your wedding day will be brought up in any arguament conducted in all the years follwing the glorious day. When asked if my wedding day was the best day in my life I said it was cewrtainly up there in the top 3 along with the promotion day against Bradford and the play-off final day at Wembley. I never said which order the top three were in, but my missus assumes that the wedding is only at number 3. So, in short, don't mention football and weddings.
RE: so to help me to my 1600th post It's a valid point, but apart from the odd enquiry of guests regarding the scores. Possibly during the vows or the father of the bride speech. I'll probably not make a big deal of it.
IMHO...it was utterly *****..... most boring episode I have ever watched. and I have nearly seen them all.