THE STAR REPORTS

Unfortunately ...

... trying to reason with someone who doesn't have a brain could be classed as cruelty to Joeys - so I'll not completely destroy every point you make one by one, which would be ridiculously easy.

I will point out the following though:
The four signings you mention that have "improved our team" ...

Kyel Reid - warming the bench
Wallwork - played 2 games
Knight - *****
McCann - absolute garbage & debases the effect of our best player

It seems you wouldn't know a good footballer if Dider Drogba & Thierry Henry spit roasted the hell out of you.

Good luck with your mental battle.
You'll need it.

 

Here we go, I've never seen any of them play but they must be good! Unbelievable.

 

Where is this improvement McCann has brought?

He is painfully slow with and without the ball.</p>

Its a pity that Ritchie didnt sign any players , but if the manager doesnt think that the players offered are better than what he has then whats the point in signing them. The same goes for Davey in that respect. Why has he signed a 3rd central midfielder???</p>

As for the current team from the players available , other than two Hungarian lads who have yet to prove whether they are good enough or not , and maybe Eckers;eu at Full-back (his performances are taking close to the standard of Hecks and Sausage) I wouldnt have a single one of the Daveys signings in the team.</p>

 

Something I noticed

Kays shirt looks a bit tight around his neck. either its shrunk in the wash or he's been missing the naked press ups.

 

RE: FACT on its way:

Fact. Patrick Cryne isn't supposed to be on the board.</p>

I've no doubt Cryne was the power behing Ritchies sacking and probably had wanted him out since before the Palace game.</p>

 

You must be blind.

Davey's team must be at least 900% fitter than Ritchie's.
His team of 27 fitness, diet, psychological & tactical coaches must be monitoring the fitness of the team with a fine toothed combi boiler.

Who looked the fattest?, that's what I want to know.

Gord doesn't count, by the way.

 

wallwork - we must all agree he was a cracking signing and exactly what we needed. in the two games he played, he was great.

im sure its the board's fault, or is it rob knowles' that walwork was stabbed...hmm conspiracy therory, the board want us to get relegated, but needed to sign walwork to quieten fans, but then get him stabbed, so they cant take the blame.

its up there with GS the property developer is only buying bfc to redevelop the land... then it turns out he doesnt have any interest in teh club, the land is split between b council and pat cryne... superb. if its not one conspiracy, its another.

 

McCann is not better than Howard or Togwell in the middle.

I havent seen the new Man U kid play so obviosly he may be better than what we have , the same goes with the Hungarian lads.</p>

Eckersley performances are heading down towards Hecks and Sausage Williams.</p>

 

please do...

i like being humiliated, it happens regularly when your missus feeds me a biscuit...

come on, tell all, whats FACTS do you KNOW that goes against my theory

 

Were you at the Ipswich game?

Wallwork was utter ***** , he just hoofed the ball in which ever direction he was facing.</p>

I know results are all important , but Wallwork had boo-boy written all over him due to his inability to pass the ball to anyone a red shirt.</p>

He was apperently better against Southend , I wasnt at the game so cant comment.</p>

 

As a two-pie-per-visit eater

you're best placed to comment on folks waistlines. Im a converted fan of Kay's, think he's been outstanding at times this season, and I'd still probably play him above Reid, but by way of offering a possible explanation, it COULD be fitness related as opposed to anything more sinister or rumour-worthy.

 

To be fair ...

... there's more chance of your IQ being three figures than me telling you what I know.

My Missus fed you nothing.
My partner is male.
I'm female.
Try again.

Your "Biggest Pile of W4nk Post" award is in the post.
It's a bronze figurine of Robbie Williams playing in midfield.
I'm sure you'll like it.

 

Quite right as well as the performance was a disgrace.

He only lasted til Monday though didnt he.</p>

How things went they should have sacked him after the Wednesday game.</p>

 

as i said, your wife feeds me a biscuit.

you know nothing. FACT. why are you scared of publishing what you know here?

 

RE: no

So you dont think transforming the clubs finances and getting promoted whilst supporting a manager he appointed is good work??

Interesting!

 

I think that's rose-tinted specs mate. Wallwork was mediocre. His positioning was excellent, his tackling was okay, but he countered that with some woeful passing. He wasn't the world-beating lynchpin that would have seen us safe that many people are now trying to make out.

 

RE: no

Do you know the reasons then that players are being frozen out?

So getting financial stability, promotion etc all in a season and half is not good.

People say McCann is slow and he is but I do think he looks a tidy player when on the ball. Reminds me of McPhail.

PS - Your stats are wrong Brian Howard has more than 6 goals!

 

Ritchie's last 11 games in charge:

English League Cup Barnsley 1-2 Milton Keynes 19-09-2006
Football League Championship Preston 1-0 Barnsley 22-09-2006
Football League Championship Barnsley 1-2 Luton 30-09-2006
Football League Championship Sheff Wed 2-1 Barnsley 14-10-2006
Football League Championship Barnsley 2-2 Plymouth 17-10-2006
Football League Championship Sunderland 2-0 Barnsley 21-10-2006
Football League Championship Barnsley 0-1 Coventry 28-10-2006
Football League Championship Derby 2-1 Barnsley 01-11-2006
Football League Championship Barnsley 3-2 Leeds 04-11-2006
Football League Championship Birmingham 2-0 Barnsley 11-11-2006
Football League Championship C Palace 2-0 Barnsley 18-11-2006

1 win in 11. were things improving? were we playing teams off the park but getting beaten? this entertaining football that people seem to remenis about, I can recall us looking good for 40 mins against Derby away, Leeds at home was a blast, but there's a lot of games we lost to nil amongst that lot.

 

In a battle of wits ... I'm fighting an unarmed man.

When you get told things in confidence - that's kind of what it means.
Either that or, as you say, I know nothing.

The figurine is accompanied by a signed picture of Dwayne Mattis chasing a headless chicken.

 

RE: Ritchie's last 11 games in charge:

Out of the games in that list ,</p>

I only saw Preston , Luton , Wednesday , Plymouth and Palace.</p>

We were abysmal against Palace , Luton got no luck , Plymouthrode our luck, and we played pretty well against Wednesday and Preston.</p>

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