The Sun offering £10,000 to any player that scores against Chelsea

I read The Sun.

For p.3 and double Sudoku. And George & Lynn.

It's a comic, nowt more, nowt less. The real problem is the fact that for the many multifarious reasons of socio-economic and all that gumpf, people take The Sun as telling them what to think. That's scary.

 

RE: I read The Sun.

I find out everything I need to know by reading Nostradamus and interpretting in many different ways.

Ipso factum apendum carpy didum (it's going to rain this afternoon, apparently or next year.....no wait....the slugs are coming with pig masks on)

 

RE: I read The Sun.

I just sneer at everything these days. I'm disenfranchised.

(Did 'O' level history and 'disenfranchised' is the only thing I remember, hence I use it at every opportunity)

 

RE: I read The Sun.

You're in luck.

disenfranchised is the word of the moment when applying for government funding.

Q..Are the community you're looking to assist deprived in any way and can you give examples
A.."...erm.....aye my computer is disenfranchised from the network and I'd like a new server, new laptop, £35k a year and an admin assistant in order to surf the net for more ESF funds"

 

RE: I read The Sun.

I love ESF funds.

 

I read papers from back to front

and generally dont get past the racing pages. there's more news in Hello magazine than most tabloids these days. still think the Sun headlines display a dry sense of humour tho.

'From toe job to no job'.

 

RE: I read papers from back to front

Criticise the Sun all you like - I'm broadly in agreement with what you're saying.

BUT - for all that it might be a 'comic' and 'make news instead of reporting it' etc. - have you looked at the fúcking Daily Star?!?!?!

My parents get it (honest, guv'nor!) and.... well. As far as I'm aware, the front page nearly every day has something to do with the latest reality television series or something else television-related.

Now that is truly the lowest common denominator. It's for people with an IQ of about 25 or lower. I'm shocked that my parents 'read' it, to be honest.

 

Surely...

That's 'immoral' in some way?

I reckon if Chelsea challenge that it'll have to be scarpped.