The ten shittest things ever invented

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  1. churtonred

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    1. SKY TV or anything else to do with Rupert Murdoch. So I guess I mean Rupert Murdoch.
    2. god
    3. Ant programme with "Celebrity" in the title.
    4. Daily Mail
    5. All Dj's especially Vanessa Feltz
    6. HELLO magazine or any derivative.
    7. Rap, r and b.
    8. Baseball hats worn in any manner other then with the peak pointing forwards. Idiots!!!!!
    9.Kim Jong Un
    10.Vladimir Putin

    Can I have a substitutes bench please as I'm just getting on a roll here.
     
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    Dale Jennings' exercise bike.
     
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    QUOTE=Whitey;1837002]I'd like to get to the bottom of that.[/QUOTE]

    attack it from the rear
     
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  4. Andy Mac

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    1. Ant
    2. Dec
    3. Ant & Dec
    4. Saturday Night Takeaway
    5. BAFTAs ceremony
    6. I'm a Celebrity
    7. Byker Grove
    8. Newcastle Utd
    9. PJ
    10. Duncan
     
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  5. Archey

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    1. People who struggle to put trolleys away correctly in Supermarket Car Parks

    2. People who can't use motorways properly.

    3. People who mistake Justin Bieber's new music for Justin Bieber actually having talent.

    4. Justin Bieber

    5. People who get weirdly proud of their Vauxhall. I saw a Zafira in a car park the other week which was covered in stickers like, I love my Vauxhall, and eat sleep Vauxhall. It's a ****ing Vauxhall.

    6. Sheffield United

    7. PPI claims management companies

    8. Mushrooms

    9. McDonald's

    10. Paying for the toilet in bus/train stations etc. I will not pay to use a natural bodily function.

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    1, Michael Buble
    2, The spelling of Yacht
    3, Katie Hopkins
    4, Bon Jovi
    5, Snotty Eggs
    6, Pouting Selfies
    7, Passwords
    8, Folk on their phones while getting served
    9, No please/thank you
    10 Adrian Durham
    11 Michael Buble
     
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  7. Bossman

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    I drive a Vauxhall Insignia that's got a sticker in that says my other is a Peugeot. ;-)
     
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    I like mushrooms. Especially the ones that grew in the peak district when I was a student in Sheffield.
     
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    Other than the Bieber stuff as I couldn't care either way about him, that could have been my list. I'm going to substitute those two points for fake tan and make up. I wish neither of the things had been invented!

    Actually, I'm also going to switch the Vauxhall stuff for mayo... you can't buy any prepackaged sarnies without the stuff on it, unless you want 'Just Ham'.


    ...


    I should have just made my own list really.
     
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    That number five. Do you mean found as in 'on the floor' or 'via a vending machine'

    I'm refusing to have the snip. Will just put a woolly hat on it I think
     
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  11. Gloria Stitts

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    I have some crocs, I use them as "outdoor slippers" for putting the bin out, very useful.
     
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    1. Segway/ hovver board thingies
    2. Pouting
    3. Pop Corn
    4. Non alcoholic wine
    5. Hersheys
    6. Kazoos
    7. Tanning booths
    8. G strings
    9. Blur
    10. SATs
     
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    Nothing wrong with having a Vauxhall. But this chap actually had the 0-60 time of his Zafira on the side. It wasn't even modified, or the top of the range model. If he was being ironic he was going around it the wrong way. And it had a car bra. I ****ing hate car bra's too.

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  14. Gloria Stitts

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    I'll have a go though:

    1. Work
    2. Communism
    3. Political Correctness
    4. The EU
    5. Eastenders
    6. TV licence fee
    7. Comedians called Russell or Brand
    8. Left-wing celebrities
    9. Sushi
    10. Elton John

    There's probably a few hundred I've missed off :cool:
     
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    Not being pedantic or owt, but I am not sure that folk are understanding the word "invented". Its a stretch to say things like Wales, Justin Bieber or paying for the bog in train stations are things that were invented. :)
     
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  16. Mike Lowry

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    God invented humans. If you're religious, then you have to believe that.
     
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    1. Spiders
    2. Spiders
    3. Spiders
    4. Spiders
    5. Spiders
    6. Spiders
    7. Big Spiders
    8. Spiders
    9. Spiders
    10. 12" dildos
     
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    I can't believe grown men are scared of them, I'm fine picking them up and playing with them....I'm with you on the spiders thing tho ;-)
     
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    1. The Stone Roses
    2. Arthur Scargill
    3. Badgers
    4. Patrick Cryne
    5. The Beatles
    6. Fanzines
    7. The BBC
    8. Dogs
    9. American football
    10. Secret Facebook groups

    FACT.
     
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    1. American Football
    2. Baseball
    3. Ice Hockey
    4. Champions League on BT Sport
    5. All seater stadiums
    6. Lady Gaga
    7. Megan Fox choosing to pro-create with somebody other than me
    8. Sons of Anarchy
    9. Whitey
    10. Towie


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