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  1. E.I. Addio

    E.I. Addio Well-Known Member

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    I have a snake called Mr Blinky. I'm quite attached to it.
     
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    E.I. Addio Well-Known Member

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    There's a few in my attic. I'll ask if they're related.
     
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    So they're not

    Free range?
    You evil swine!!
     
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  4. E.I. Addio

    E.I. Addio Well-Known Member

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    RE: So they're not

    They fend for themsens !!!

    Int that free range?

    Anyway, one on um has a limp, gunna try surgery t'neet.
     
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    JLWBigLil Well-Known Member

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    One on um has a limp what?

    I'm in my Benny Hill mode.
    Crystal's now running around the house in black stockings and suspenders, whilst I do my Fred Scuttle impersonation.
     
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  6. E.I. Addio

    E.I. Addio Well-Known Member

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    We have...

    ... a cat sanctuary near us. Got talking to the Doris that runs it a few months ago and she asked me if I wanted to take care of a stray. I said that if the dogs didn't eat it I'd probably skin the fecker and nail its pelt to the garage door.

    We are still without a cat. The dogs are hungry.
     
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  7. E.I. Addio

    E.I. Addio Well-Known Member

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    RE: One on um has a limp what?

    Mebbies she's after you doing the Back Scuttle impersonation.
     
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  8. JLWBigLil

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    I've got a headache!

    Her breasts are bouncing about quite impressively. They're not bouncing about as much as mine do, but are impressive nonetheless.
    I think we'll sign Marcus Williams from Scnuthorpe United.
     
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  9. E.I. Addio

    E.I. Addio Well-Known Member

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    Lucky boy.

    Bitch tits at your age. Took me 50 years to get a really decent pair.
     
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    Whereas mine only took

    48 years. Crystal is 44DD, yet her bras are too small for me.
     
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  11. Gue

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    No but I have a toby house number plaque. nt
     
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    That was probably me. :)
     
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    Have you ever named a pet Toby after the legend Toby Tyke?

    Albino cockatiel
     
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    Kittens / Puppies

    Joe; Big Phil; Macca, Gargoyle (after Gwyn Thomas); Futch; and a cat called "Alan" after Alan Clarke.
     
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    Our Golden retriever is due to have puppies next week and we are going to call them after Barnsley players.
     
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    One of my Cavalier KC Spaniels is called Danny. The missus overruled me calling the other one Wilson.

    Bought in the promotion season, Old Danny is now nearly 12 and on his last legs and coughs like a 60 a day geezer. Not long left for this world.
     
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    kanecat Banned Idiot

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    RE: We have...

    I hope the dogs eat you then
     
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    Had a Budgie called Toby and a Dog called Tyke (Yorkshire Terrier)

    R.I.P
     
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    RE: two of our cats are Mitch and Bruce................

    David Hassellhoff's character in Baywatch and Fiona Bruce?
     
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  20. Gue

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    I call my **** Toby.</p>

    Actually it's full name is 'Tobias Anthrobus Rimmington Lance Mannion'. - That's what's tattooed on it anyway. </p>
     
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