There are some things a lass shouldn't hear builders talking about

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  1. Merde Tete

    Merde Tete Well-Known Member

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    post of the week that Farnham......

    ......proper PMSL!
     
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  2. kanecat

    kanecat Banned Idiot

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    RE: Presumably they find you attractive

    That's really weird you saying that. I'm just watching a programme about fred west. he used to put tape round their heads
     
    kanecat, Apr 25, 2008
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    You can't let them off the hook by not going out to them

    The look on their faces would be priceless. In fact, please go out armed with a webcam!
     
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    kanecat Banned Idiot

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    RE: You can't let them off the hook by not going out to them

    agreed. i'd definately of gone out right in the middle of their conversation. they'd be the ones with the red faces then
     
    kanecat, Apr 25, 2008
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  5. Sta

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    Yes I agree too

    Come on Fired get out there and give 'em hell!
     
    Stahlrost, Apr 25, 2008
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  6. fir

    fired Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Too late now

    They've moved onto how much some other builder gets paid.
     
    fired, Apr 25, 2008
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    Stahlrost Well-Known Member

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    Anyway time for this 'ere draw now

    If I win I invite applications from ill people who might want to use my ticket :D
     
    Stahlrost, Apr 25, 2008
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    Not too late

    because you can subtly mention something that makes them know you heard everything. That'll be even better because they'll be unsure exactly how much you heard.
     
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  9. kanecat

    kanecat Banned Idiot

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    RE: Anyway time for this 'ere draw now

    Have you cleared that with barnsleyone
     
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    Congratulations To You

    You're off in the Legend's Suite as far as I can tell........
     
    Stahlrost, Apr 25, 2008
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    Thought you'd have

    gone outside and smiled sweetly saying

    "Can I get you something.........?"

    Think they may have been more embarrassed than you.

    :D
     
    JLWBigLil, Apr 25, 2008
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    RE: Presumably they find you attractive

    THat's so the brains didnt splash everywhere.
     
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  13. kanecat

    kanecat Banned Idiot

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    RE: Presumably they find you attractive

    No it wasn't. it was freds DIY gimp mask
     
    kanecat, Apr 25, 2008
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  14. Map

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    Do you live in Doncaster by any chance?
     
    Mapplewell Tyke, Apr 25, 2008
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    fired Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Arrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

    Just when I thought it was safe to come out again!!! Taken all day for this thread to disappear. The worst thread I've ever posted.
    and no I don't live in Doncaster. (doh)
     
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  16. Map

    Mapplewell Tyke Well-Known Member

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    haha BTT. Just for Fired.

    Im a builder. And ive been working in Donny.

    Me and my mate had a discussion similar to the one you heard this morning. Just a coincidence then. (Y)
     
    Mapplewell Tyke, Apr 25, 2008
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    is that the voice of expirence telling me?
     
    D/T, Apr 26, 2008
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  18. kanecat

    kanecat Banned Idiot

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    No just a lady who's hobby is reading about serial killers, i'd do well on mastermind with it as my specialist subject! Sorry to put an end to any erotic ideas that were forming
     
    kanecat, Apr 26, 2008
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    Gimp mask's dont do anything for me, cant stand the smell of PVC. Serial killers are ok until they hit the ready break.
     
    D/T, Apr 26, 2008
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  20. kanecat

    kanecat Banned Idiot

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    Ready Break? nt
     
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