There once was a young man from China

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  1. Tyk

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    Suitably edited

    You gret lord.
     
    Tyketical M'stroke, Sep 22, 2006
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    There was a keeper called Mike Pollitt

    Who stuck on his knob a tight collet
    The end turned bright blue
    Then it popped - oh what goo
    And left him with a sausage wallet
     
    The Full Ponty, Sep 22, 2006
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    what in the name of shiteying ****

    is a "collet"??
     
    Tyketical M'stroke, Sep 22, 2006
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    Jay, Sep 22, 2006
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    There was a young ****** called Jay

    Who w4nked on his sofa all day
    He got caught by Frank
    Who gave it a yank
    And now with his flange he can play
     
    The Full Ponty, Sep 22, 2006
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    RE: A collet is a holding device that forms a collar around the object to be held

    Sounds like the type of device that would only be knownst to a pipe-merchant. 
     
    Tyketical M'stroke, Sep 22, 2006
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    RE: A collet is a holding device that forms a collar around the object to be held

    Or a raging Queen.
     
    Guest, Sep 22, 2006
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    There was a man named Carl Shutt

    He showed his **** to his mutt
    The dog took a liking
    to the nob he was biting
    Leaving Carl with just monkeys guts.
     
    Oxford Red, Sep 22, 2006
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    RE: A collet is a holding device that forms a collar around the object to be held

    Or someone who hasn't spent half of their life on the bog.

    I can't help it if my vocabulary is really, really, really, really good and that.
     
    The Full Ponty, Sep 22, 2006
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    You knew then
     
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