There's a new drugs craze going round Yorkshire, they get an ecstasy pill crush it into a powder and rub it round the inside of the mouth. It's called E by gum.
Came home from pub last night. Said to missus I've been talking to postman and he was bragging that he'd had every woman in our street barring one. I'll bet it's that snotty cow at number 12 she said .
The restaurant that former University Challenge host, Bamber Gascoigne, opened recently is struggling for trade. I'm not surprised. Tenner for a starter. Who's gonna pay that? Sent from my Moto G (4) using Tapatalk