This Queue

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  1. ley

    leythtyke Well-Known Member

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    It's a once in a generation thing...

    Unless the newly crowned 70 something doesn't last long, then they'll have to do this all over again. It'll be a shorter queue for that one. Like when people that wait for the next bus that you know wont be as crowded.
     
    leythtyke, Sep 16, 2022
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  2. Jay

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    I wouldn't queue 5 miles for a go on Scarlett Johansson
     
    Jay, Sep 16, 2022
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  3. TonyTyke

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    Oh Jay, you always bring a smile to my face.
     
    TonyTyke, Sep 16, 2022
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    I would. :)
     
    churtonred, Sep 16, 2022
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    I always get stuck stood next to some right bell drops at Alton Towers while queuing for Smiler, think I’d commit murder if I had to spend 14 hours stood next to them.

    Also, If the coffin was driven past my house I wouldn’t open the curtains.
     
    wakeyred, Sep 16, 2022
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  6. Farnham_Red

    Farnham_Red Administrator Staff Member Admin

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    Just think had you timed it right you could have been next to David Beckham
    it appears he really did joint the queue with the proletariat and queue for hours
     
    Farnham_Red, Sep 16, 2022
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  7. ley

    leythtyke Well-Known Member

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    She'd be on quite a state after getting through everyone in that queue.
     
    leythtyke, Sep 16, 2022
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    mansfield_red Well-Known Member

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    I've just seen her in Stairfoot McDonalds, she said she'd been hitchhiking from Hollywood for a go on you but chalked **** on it after reading that post.
     
    mansfield_red, Sep 16, 2022
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    I think I've seen that film, although it wasn't Scarlett Johansson....
     
    Micky Finn, Sep 16, 2022
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    You mean it’s not the Scarlet Johansson queue, b@ll@cks
     
    Durkar Red, Sep 16, 2022
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    Apparently people are now queuing to see the queue!
     
    North Yorks Red, Sep 16, 2022
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    North Yorks Red Well-Known Member

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    Also nobody else allowed to join the queue unless they have a Colchester stub!
     
    North Yorks Red, Sep 16, 2022
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    No doubt some Royalists, plus people who want to have a piece of history. "I was there".

    Plus, we do like a queue.
     
    Watcher_Of_The_Skies, Sep 16, 2022
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    Least Beckham played the game and queued 13 hours ,didn’t get himself fast tracked
     
    red24/7, Sep 16, 2022
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    moaning abart queing to pay our respects, i stood in line for an hour an half for fooking bog roll, [ covid ] Long live the King, be starting another in a few yrs.
     
    Winker, Sep 16, 2022
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    Doing his best for that knighthood after his dodgy emails.
     
    dreamboy3000, Sep 16, 2022
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    I've just stood in my local cemetery for 14 hours next to a grave of a lady I don't know.

    Just for the authentic experience.
     
    Fonzie, Sep 16, 2022
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    Fk me, he’s got zero banter that lad. The novelty of standing next to him would soon wear off after the 500th person asked for a selfie with him.
     
    wakeyred, Sep 16, 2022
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    It's not comparable because you might not have met the Queen but you do know her, unlike the woman in the grave.
     
    dreamboy3000, Sep 16, 2022
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  20. Fon

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    The woman in the grave didn't pay hush money to cover her son's noncing.

    Hopefully anyway.
     
    Fonzie, Sep 16, 2022
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