This reminds me of the time when the old board was shut down...

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  1. Isl

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    RE: Can I join in

    Blimey, I'm well down the pecking order. No qualifications, but I have seen the movie 7 and thought murder would be ace ever since.
     
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  2. Gue

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    RE: Lovingstones?

    2nd option.</p>



    I'm getting on a bit you know.</p>
     
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  3. The Full Ponty

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    Quiz question:

    On Friday, who did Alan Shearer say was the best coach he'd worked under?

    I like Tommy.
    He's a bit ****, but he knows it.
     
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  4. Rosco

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    Hehehe

    I know, but it seems so wrong to hear it from you.
     
    Rosco, Nov 13, 2006
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    RE: Quiz question:

    Senile Bob?
     
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    Top post. Racists take note.

    It's about time these idiots were stopped. All they do is give themselves, the town, the club and this board a bad name.

    Sadly as John Barnes once said... "It's not just a problem in football, it's a problem in society. Until we tackle it in society, we can't tackle it in football."
    One thing we can do though is keep it out of our Football Club, take it off this board and get on with what we do best, caring passionately about Barnsley Football Club.

    I can only speak for myself here but my greatest memory of being a Barnsley fan was witnessing Clint Marcelle put away that second goal against Bradford City, securing us three points and promotion to the top flight of English football for the first time in our history. After that goal, and the many more fine examples of flare football created by other non-white players such as Chopra or Gorre, I didn't hear the racists spilling their racist drivel. It's what you may refer to as selective racism and their silence was deafening, hypocrites to the end the lot of ‘em!

    Lets get behind the reds and channel the enthusiasm of the misguided youth into singing some creative songs to show their passion for the club!

    www.kickitout.org
     
    weegie red, Nov 13, 2006
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  7. Ali

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    Go on I'm reyt arent I?
     
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  8. The Full Ponty

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    Correct.

    He said that Johnny Couchman has stood by the fence at Newcastle shouting abuse at the pro staff & that he'd been suitably impressed.

    At least he didn't piss himself.
    Garumph.
     
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  9. Che

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    Glen Hoddle?
     
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  10. The Full Ponty

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    Funnily enough.

    No.
    It was Glenn Hoddle.
    Said he was the most tactically aware & intelligent Managers he'd ever met.

    I think he was taking the piss, personally.
    So I smacked him one for getting Adie Moses sent off.
    I didn't really - 'cos I'm a coward & that.
     
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  11. Ali

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    Stop it

    my colleagues think I'm having some sort of seizure
     
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  12. The Full Ponty

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    Nice guess.

    "you're dead smart and that you are".

    Alan was drinking halves of lager.
     
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  13. Ali

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    Why was he sat on a rubber ring

    on MotD???
     
    Alityke, Nov 13, 2006
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  14. Che

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    was it Glenn Hoddle?

    and did he say he was tactically astute?
     
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  15. Che

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    oh bolox
     
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  16. The Full Ponty

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    Well ...

    ... the 5th race was for goats, not horses.
    The winner looked suspiciously Tongan - so maybe Alan went to the parade "ring" to celebrate a win ... but got boffed by the aforementioned goat?

    I won £50.

    Which I will spend on dry cleaning.
     
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  17. Terry Nutkins

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    You silly ****...hehe
     
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  18. The Full Ponty

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    To be fair ...

    ... that was miles funnier than the piss poor gag.
     
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  19. Ali

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    why smell of Sugar Puffs?

    when you can wear Mugler or eau de ammonia?
     
    Alityke, Nov 13, 2006
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  20. Che

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    RE: You silly ****...hehe

    hehe
     
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