I'm going to sound like a complete grouch here...but don't SYP have better ways to use their resources than this? I count 6 POs and a van there.
If our mascot is striving to get people fit, maybe he should have taken the job vacated by Sedgy and worked on getting the players fit.
Our players need rounding up on the training pitch and let the Doberman Pincers loose after them. Palmer would last 90 minutes then.