Today I've acquired a goat! True. Naming thread!

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  1. woolley mammoth

    woolley mammoth Well-Known Member

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    Can I just say, I was only kidding!
     
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    Its got to be Baaaaaaaaaarrnsley.

    Or Paul O,grazy.

    Or Arjan but in his own interpretation (harian)
     
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    Bobby (horn)


    Or Phillip.
     
  4. Jack Tatty

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    One of mi fathas
    old neighbours had big daft german sheperd called, ...rodger,cunning stunt should name his goat rodger wylde,sithi.
     
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    Stinker, cos they do. Nannies dont hum as much as billies.
     
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    Is it a full size one or a micro one ive got a micro one in the back garden. hes called O'Connell
     
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    Billy Casper
     
  11. Whi

    Whitey Guest

    Gruff.

    After Griff Jones.

    Yes, I know. I tried though.
     
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    I assumed it was just as a pet - I didn't realise he was planning on making a prophet out of it.

    I'll get me (bullet-proof) coat.
     
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    Call him Oddjob
     
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    I hope you know what you've taken on mate. I spent years shovelling goat **** after the wife and kids came home with one after a trip to the local urban farm.
    It had an endearing trick of p1ssing on its head; smelt heavenly - I still can't stand the smell of goat's cheese after all these years.
    It was supposed to be a dwarf but it was bloody big when fully grown. Aggressive little buggers an all. Good luck.
     
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    He's my new allotment 'Hoover', he'll serve his purpose. 'Norm' will
    be looked after from afar if he pulls his weight!

    Chickens next week! Gonna get XI and name em after promo squad
     
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    If hes covered that much grass in such a short time can only be one name in it.........Glavin........
     
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    Hemmings Lita or Bailey

    They're the current crop of scapegoats.
     
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    the goat.
     

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