A better description would be A neighbour shagging, Bobby Robson/Robbie Williams hating, fart monster.
Had a sift through the Manx roster and the two that stand out are Tierney and Eagles. both of which have been on loan to Championship sides mind, so unlikely we will get anywhere near. Sunderland would be where I'd be sniffing if I was Ritchie, didnt realise that they have Brian Deane. Chris Brown would be my number one choice, but again, he's unlikely to drop 2 Divisions. Leeds have a huge squad of strikers and midfield players, Matt Spring would be a good replacement for Williams. But 2 things occur to me: 1. Our scouting network is f.cking *****. 2. We're skint.