Tonights predictions...

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  1. neu

    neutrino New Member

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    1-0 Tarn.

    Goal in the 57th minute - Bogdanovic following up a shot from Anderson that their 'keeper couldn't hold.

    From the first minute to the 56th, and the 58th to the 94th, we get completely battered but there's clingfilm over our goal, and Muller is the ghost of Lev Yashin.
     
  2. Jon

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    Class...

    44th minute... JCR jinking run from midfield, gets to the edge of their box, won't pass to Mifsud or Macken who'd have an easy shot on goal and instead decides to pass it back to Darren Moore.

    58th minute... Teymourian 20 yard screamer after robbing Howard in our half. Referee brings it back for a drop ball because Howard has a mysterious head injury.

    86th minute... Foster rises above Morgan, but gets elbowed in the balls and flops to the floor like every other man would, and every man in the crowd whinces and holds their balls, thinking thank **** that wasn't me.

    93rd minute... Jamie Ward scores some spawny goal, after Sheff Utd have already bagged 4.

    Thee watch.
     
  3. Jon

    Jonno Member

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    That's the funniest yet...

    Just for this bit...

    "following up a shot from Anderson that their 'keeper couldn't hold"

    They've got a pro in the net, not a 9 year old!
     
  4. Dys

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    Would you pass to Mifsud? I don't blame him.
     
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    kanecat Banned Idiot

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    On a positive note from my little dream world 3-1 to the Reds nt
     
  6. Dys

    Dyson Well-Known Member

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    He looks like he's eaten a 9 year old though.
     
  7. Jon

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    Good old Mifsud...

    I'd pass to anyone who'd actually have a shot on goal rather than going back with it needlessly. Or I'd have a shot myself. And I might just go home if Mifsud starts. I won't like, but we all might as well.

    Mifsuds list of things to do for tonight...
    Pass to their keeper...
    Dive. A lot...
    Be offside. A lot...

    There's a reason he doesn't get service. Cos when he does, the only thing he can do is pass to their keeper. The only reason he scored against Birmingham was because he had about half an hour to bring it down.
    Having said that, if he scores tonight I will be going mental.
     
  8. Jon

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    I did say "realistically" though.... nt
     
  9. Dys

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    You know it.

    It's like watching me at Vida with his first touch. Except I'm not as quick, or small.

    Or tanned.
     
  10. Jon

    Jonno Member

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    My theory on Kenny...

    You know when you're picking teams at school and you end up with the fat one, you always stick him in the nets. That's what happened to him. Only he got good at it and made a living from it.
     
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    kanecat Banned Idiot

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    Ok then realistically i think we could manage a draw but you won't stop me dreaming! nt
     
  12. Jon

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    Racist. nt
     
  13. Jay

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    1-0 to them

    We'll have the majority of the play but be unable to take our chances.
     
  14. Dys

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    Him & Morgan playing slaps on half way tonight ALA Kes.

    Why are we having 2 conversations in one thread?
     
  15. Y Goch

    Y Goch Well-Known Member

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    I just knew you were going to say that

    :D
     
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    Isle of Wight Tyke Active Member

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    you've spelt chance wrong.
     
  17. TonyTyke

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    RE: I'll predict

    so what will be posted if we draw?
     
  18. Wilmersdorfer Winky

    Wilmersdorfer Winky Well-Known Member

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    1 Nil The reds Bobby Hassell scorer nt nt
     
  19. Archey

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    Had a dream last night

    1-0 to us, Hassell had a shot from a rebound from a corner which deflected off Foster and went in, not been reight well last couple of days though so probably just been Hallucinating
     
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    3-1 to them

    In a kind of BFC at swillsboro when Gallen scored first that time. </p>

    Anderson or Moore to get sent off in the first half. </p>

    Howard to score a pen for them.</p>
     

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