Top 5 cringeworthy chants you’ve heard...

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  1. Sim

    Simon De Montforte Well-Known Member

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    You're just a small town in ................ (Insert any town within 80 miles.)
    Worst I've heard was to Norwich fans - "You're just a small town in Ipswich!! ...wtf
     
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    Another terrible song from Man U fans
    U N I .........T ED
    United are the team for me
    With a nick nack Paddywack give the dog a bone
    All you scousers **** off home
     
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    Yeah probably sung by 18 year olds who have no recollection singing it to 90% of forest fans who have no recollection, good one, well done, let's support England if we ever play Germany let's aim " Nazi" chants to people who have no memory of what people did before them
     
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    Hull sang that Barnsley was a shithole... lol
     
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    Ripper Song - hate it with a passion
    Scab chants - time to move on
    [town or city] is a sh1thole I want to go home
    Chant to young Fergie and his Dad
     
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    Wanting to earn a living for their families
     
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    But he is..............
     
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    Going about it in the wrong ways
     
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    If you hate Leeds United have a goooo

    we’re Leeds United will never be defeated!!! Heard that before! Makes me want to kick dog
     
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    Recycled for Paul and Thomas Ince as well.
     
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    great thread but I prefer "funniest chants" eg............
    at Kevin pressman when we played wednesday......"He's never seen a salad in his life" or.......
    when we played Fulham season before last, after a lovely lunch and beer on fulham high road and a lovely walk along the Thames thru lovely parks with multi million pound houses on either side and then for pretty much all of the first half........
    .."Fulhams a shithole, I wanna go home"
    Absolute class.
    If I remember rightly I think the fulham fans voted us as the best travelling support they'd had that season. it might have even got a mention in the house of commons.
    COYR!
     
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    " Thats why you're going down" chant after a struggling team plays a bad ball, i dont like that one and football goes in cycles and it can soon come round to your turn.

    " We are winning away how **** must you be " thats a great way of supporting your own team.
     
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    There's a few I dislike but last one the most distasteful of the lot.
     
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    Barnsley singing MOT
     
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    Following on from your post, mate, one chant sticks in my mind. It was our first home game back in the Championship against Derby. We were winning 2-0 against one of the preseason promotion favourites, who had ex-Red Jason Shackell in their team. The Ponty End taunted him with the chant "You're just a **** Marc Roberts!":D
     
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    Also going on with funny chants Tenerife friendly referee was a dead ringer for Manuel in faulty towers reds fans chant to him The referees a waiter!!!
     
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    Is this true? Brilliant.
     
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    Hi Ho Sheffield Wednesday.

    Have to turn off the radio whenever Jeff Beck comes on, despite him being one of the greatest ever guitarists.

    They even nicked that song - it’s really a Wolves anthem.
     
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    All Tarn, aren't weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

    I fvcking hate it.
     
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    A young kid on his dads shoulders singing about a bloke chopper in the concourse this season... I'd class it more as wierd than cringeworthy
     
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