Slightly off topic but I wish they'd change the voice in the lifts at the Glassworks so it had more of a Tarn inflection.
When I was in my teens I had a tattoo on my Nob which said “ When I was in my teens I had “Welay” tattooed on my Nob. My (rather forward) girlfriend asked me what it meant? I said just give it a little rub and magically: Welcome to Jamaica have a nice day appeared”.
A relative a student in Bangor in the 1960s recalls signing a petition opposing plans to close the North Wales Rail line. Fortunately it never happened. Yes, known as Llanfairpwll. And it's not a 'nonsense' name - each part refers to a local geographical feature - most close to Llanfairpwll Church on the edge of the Straits.