Ugh..

RE: One horse?

There are two different designs. The 48 horse model and the far superior 'the horses hooves thingy is missing on my army knife' model, which means your mate is on hoof duty and you can settle down in an Alpine meadow eating Toblorones and polishing your cuckoo clock.

 

RE: Sorry to hear that mate

No, Mondeo. There appears to be, according to the crime recording bureau tonight, a spate of Focus radio thefts in Barnsley at present.

Think I'm going to do what Jay suggests, seems to work with the rest of mi posessions.

 

You just made that up!

Toblerones? Pfff. I've seen the Wombles.

 

RE: thieving bleeders

Perhaps I should make you an offer?

oo'err missus

 

Poor game and performance but 3 points.........

The major worry is that we don't try to pass it and it p1sses me off. The first half was abysmal and we might as well sack all the groundstaff and save the time and money having a pitch. Just welly it as far as humanly possible then hope the ball drops to either Shuker or Devaney to get a cross in.</p>

Fair enough I did think that Hayes and Richards worked pretty hard but that will not get us promoted. They are both very similar but i notice that Hayes is dropping into the hole behind Richards and Richards is not a player that will run the channels and get beyong the oppositions back four which makes it nigh on impossible to stretch any defence.</p>

Tonight we beat a bad side and yet nearly made a mess of it in the process.</p>

Another major point is that without McPhail we run out of options and the sooner we get him and Howard in the middle of midfield the better, which I have posted before is bad luck on Burns but for all his hard work the attacking threat generally breaks down when he gets it and by the look of it Howard likes a tackle anyway but tries to 'play' when given the chance.</p>

Yet again Crabon was got injured and the club really needs to make a choice whether it is worth keeping faith with him although yet again it was obvious that when fit he would be a good player for us. That doesn't look like it'll ever be the case.</p>

Kay had a stinker a got caught out too many times and I worry when he plays centre half. A possiblilty at right back as he will get more time on the ball and not have to panic into hoofing the bag of wind as high in the air as an american shuttle gets before explosion.</p>

Although I am a regular commenter on the skills of Hassell I thought he played well tonight and was the best of a bad bunch, however its good to see a Barnsley side winning the ugly way for a change because last year we would have lost another 5 games more than we have this year.</p>



Up the Reds........................Striker wanted. Fast.  Scores goals. Holds it up. Darling for the fans. Quick feet. Quick mind. Costs **** all!!!</p>

 

RE: Sorry to hear that mate

Focus is the current target. Wonder if Mondeo equipment is compatible?

Have you reported it? PM me and I can pass your details on. Can't promise anything, obviously.

 

Could never get my head around the song

Underground
Overground
Wombling free
The Wombles of Wimbledon
Common are we

They're not common. They're not common at all. I've never seen one and until your revelation I'd never met anyone who'd seen one. Compared to Wombles we're up to our knees in hens’ teeth. And they're posh, if you're trying to do me with the old one word can have two meanings trick. Tomsk is the best. Wellington is a ******. And no one can spell Tobermory, so he doesn't count.

 

Comic misunderstandings, eh?

You lovely person. What time is it where you are? Phone. Yes, phone.

I am Peter Kay, and I claim my old rope.

 

Have you met Dirk's imaginary wife?

She was on earlier. Apparently she works in my imaginary shop. Word has it she's a bit of a goer. Kevin Bacon was a bit of a goer in one of the films he did.

There you go, Chris Shuker to Kevin Bacon in 4 moves incorporating horses, the Swiss Army, Wombles and Dirk's imaginary wife. I claim my mince pie.

Your go.

 

Err...

Q-b5. Check.

 

RE: Err...

Mr mustard, in the scullery, with the plunger.

 

Good move.

You have won £50 in a beauty contest.

See Dirk.

 

RE: Good move.

Mornigton Crescent

 

Okay, I admit.

I don't get that one, which is surprising, what with me having A-Level General Studies and all that.

 

RE: Okay, I admit.

http://www.amazonsystems.co.uk/data/morn.htm

 

RE: They're a threat..

Who ran with the ball up the pitch to givr it to Hayes?????