Hear hear there's no other team in the championship nay football league more ready to bend over, get lubed up and tek it wy both barrels for next to nowt than your friendly prostitute of a club called Barnsley FC. Cept this prossie keeps its tekkins in its knickers and dunt go out to buy a sparkly new dress to move up to escorting where the real money is, preferring to stay on the streets