we take half the gate receipts dont we?

What are you on about?

And TM wins **** joke of 2007.

 

RE: Is White Hart Lane in his living room?

If I make the trip to North London I shall be up to the root in AbraGirls.

 

I shall be at the replay cos I live within walking distance of Oakwell.</p>

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However, the inability to manage promtion to the Championship has reduced my interest by a factor of 8.6 to the power 10.</p>

 

Interesting.

There are several Northern Angels based in London.
Erm - according to someone I know, or summat.

I'll be there.
Jay & TM are simply part time fans.
Not proper fans like us.
I'll be sure to point that out on Jokewell 90210 AM prior to the Preston game on Setdi.

 

2,213,015,788.88031 is a lot of interest to lose

 

Are you on the wireless on Saturday?

 

nice math

I have lost interest of £100,000 paid for Grant McCann to the power of Robbie Williams played in central midfield. Beat that.

 

He's got the perfect face for it.

 

Yes.

Yes I am.

I'm hoping to increase their listener figures by at least 20%.
With a bit of luck - 10 people might just tune in.

Jokewell 90210 AM has the same range as a Grant McCann corner ... 20 yards tops.
No fingers.

Can you say "goat felcher" on public radio?

 

What time you on?

And for god's sake why?

 

It's a first

They've got someone on who knows what shape a football is.

 

Let's be right though

That's where his knowledge ends.

 

Aye.

I'm going to spend the first ten minutes explaining to Ali Bongo why you can't get 16 points from 5 matches.

Why am I doing it?
Boredom.

I can mention your eyewear emporium for a small fee.

 

RE: Let's be right though

He may talk about 'leather' jackets.

 

RE: Aye.

With a potential audience of 6, that would be money well spent.

 

Are they going to introduce by your real name or your nom de plume?

 

Good point.

I think "Steven Taylor" would be wise.

I see he stuck it in on Saturday.
There's only one Stevey Taylor ...

I'm going to have a writ, sorry, right good time.

 

Aye.

I might become a regular.
"Ponty's fashion corner".
What are people wearing in the stands these days?
I've just written that one down.
I like it.

Got to be there for 1pm I think.
I wonder if BigLil furiously masturbated whilst being interviewed?

 

I've never been invited. Funny, that.

 

whose your team?