we take half the gate receipts dont we?

Are you going all Bloore and getting in for nowt as well?

Or will you be using the amazing ticketing system used at Oakwell these days.</p>

If you really believe the stuff you write on here then make sure therteh six pence is mentioned during every question/answer etc.</p>

 

I wouldn't be too upset.

I had to agree to be spit roasted by Ali Bongo & Steve Pearson before they'd let me on.
I'll have the last laugh though - as I plan to inject myself with monkey bum AIDS before the interview.

They're working their way up the list of people who know **** all.
They started with BigLil, then asked Dreamboy, now me ... next it'll be Paul Deacon & finally Johnny Coachman (who will tell them how to set their levels & have a pop at their interview techniques).

I'm going in fancy dress.

 

I will be paying for my ticket.

'Cos I'm not a goat ******.

Is that my challenge?
Get "therteh six pence" in there somewhere.
You are on.

Not sure if they have a chair big enough for my big fat arse though.

 

Will you be available as a Podcast ?

Pontys Podcast

 

Erm.

Podcack more like.
I know as much about football as Dirk knows about monogamy.

I plan to claim my mic is broken for the entire duration of the interview.

I'm sure you'll get reception down your way.
Oh aye.

 

RE: Erm.

I prefer teak.

 

I'll try and tune in

But I think you might clash with Jonathan Ross, both in air time and dress sense

 

To be fair ...

... I'd still nail his bint - even though she looks like she makes dreamcatchers for a living, or summat.
She looks like proper filth on a stick.

The only way you'll get Oakwell AM down there is to get someone up here to put it on - then hold their phone to the speaker.

I plan to rugby tackle Darren Hayes live on air.

 

She strikes me as being the kind of lass

Who doesn't bat an eyelid at the thought of wearing the same knickers four days running.

Can I not get Oakwell AM on the world wide web ?

 

She strikes me as being the kind of lass

Who doesn't bat an eyelid at the thought of wearing the same knickers four days running.

Can I not get Oakwell AM on the world wide web ?

 

I don't think so.

I might ask Gaz to do a transcript of the interview & post it on here.
He's going to be writing my material for the interview.

I'm going to put the interviewer off by taking my own recording device and clicking it on & off randomly.

I can't wait.
I'm going to make a right tit of myself.

 

Wise move getting Gaz on the case

I do think that you should adopt a Paxman Interviewing stylee (or adopt a small brown child, which seems to be all the rage)