You asked her to marry you and then went to Death Valley ? In all honesty that way to get married sounds the best - no fcking stress. If weddings show nothing else, they let us know that families are in the main horrendous cabals of self serving b'stards.
Mickey went to see his lawyer about divorcing Minnie. The lawyer said "Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie on the grounds she has buck teeth!" Mickey replied "I didn't say she had buck teeth, I said she was Foooookin Goofy!"