Were do i stand

I filled my car up to the top in petrol and accidently left the engine running.....

did the garage that supplied me with the petrol refund me,

did they ****....


(didn't actuall happen, but to put another slant on it and to be honest, you aint got a cat in hells chance mate)

 

You did well to still get a signal in a safe !!!!!!!!!! nt

 

abolute ******...you owe 'em honey no 2 ways about it nt

 

RE: You used it abroad before and ran up a £300 bill

Exactly.. when working with risk... you always look at previous behaviour because that is an indication of future behaviour.

 

That's brilliant

Good imagination, well done!

 

How Come

You got 2 texts, 1 from Moviestar and 1 from Orange, yet you owe the money to T-Mobile?????

 

imagination? it's a totally factual story.

I think this is the order that it happened in.

1. Jaffa took his phone on holiday to take photos but not make calls.
2. He was taking photos when he fell asleep and accidentally accessed the internet.
3. next morning he woke up, decided that taking photos on holiday was a stupid idea and put the phone in his safe for the remainder of his holiday. Somehow forgot to turn his phone off though, like you do.
4. His phone sat in a metal security box for three days whilst still connected and recieving a perfect signal. His battery exceeded all expectations of 3 whole days of being connected and making a call. Much higher than the few hours that are normally expected.
5. after 3 days his phone beeped, fortunatly jaffa was stood next to the metal box at the time and heard the beeps, instantly remembering that he'd not turned his phone off.
6. he took the phone out and went 'oh ****, i accessed the internet that night i was asleep because i leant on it' (clearly he can remember what he does in his sleep)
7. he gets a bill for £570 and thinks that he shouldnt pay it because he only accidentally spent the money. Instead everyone else on his network should stump up the cash to pay it for him.
8. the little pink pixies took him to never never land to see peter pan.

 

Another thing....

I've never recieved a phone bill that quickly!

 

and i've never had a court order banning me from football

it would seem that jaffa is 'special' in many way's.

 

I've got some advice for you, cocker.

(1) Get a brain fitted
(2) Learn to read & write
(3) Stop telling porkies
(4) Don't breed

It's top quality advice.
Don't waste it.

 

and more

If you ever get the urge to copy a dalmation then go for it. We'll find a suitable tree

 

I'd have thought the safe would have acted like a Faraday cage

meaning no signal would be able to get to the phone unless the door was open, but if the door was open why would you put it in a safe

 

So what you're saying is...

He used an unsafe safe?

 

My view on what happened?

Jaffa was on holiday and wasn't getting any action so decided to have a look at chickswithdicks.com to help him get some holiday relaxation. Problem is that after stroking the vulture to his own satisfaction he felt sleepy and feel into a deep slumber which lasted three days.

 

Then Mr T came by and gave him a big sloppy kiss and a bill for his services rendered.

 

In the naughty corner.

You're going to need a more credible tale than that one mate.

 

RE: I filled my car up to the top in petrol and accidently left the engine running.....

Thats Nowt,
Once upon a time long long agao
i bout, a old jaguar,very nice one owner
week end arrived, we are going out for nice run
filled tank up to top,the old old prices
went out to the car after lunch
a string stink of Petrol
look dow the raod the gutter full of flowing petrol
a hole in the tank
good bye Jaguar