Ok agreed, I admit it but at least I'm flexible. I travel all over Yorkshire to get loved. You just lay on your sofa, waiting for any old queen to turn up.
It does get quite tiresome hauling my pert bottom round the fleshpots of South and West Yorkshire. I deserve a sofa and them to come to me. I'll get there in the end, just a queston of practice and experience. I have a lot to learn from you. Blowjobs mainly - I just can't seem to swallow like you do.