What happened to that Roundsman guy?

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  1. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    Yes.

    Blumpkin Island.

    A bunch of terminally ill children get serially abused by their "friendly" Uncles, whilst having their pseudo photo's posted on the interwebnet.
    The public vote on which children look the least likely to survive the 14 days in Paradise.
    The two with the lowest votes have to blumpkin Bob Woolmers dead body & draw comic pictures of Mohammed on his torso - the loser being the one who is hacked to death by the Muslimite Funda-mentalists.

    It's a ratings winner.
     
  2. BFC Dave

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    Nah bit too tame...

    ...and they've already trailed that idea for I'm a Celebrity..and they've also included ant spit roasting Dec as an additional ratings grabber.
     
  3. Rosco

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    No Dogs - no go

    Having said that, I'd rather watch Blumpkin Island than that god awful celebrity dog training thing on BBC with the even more god awful Julian "Yet another double entendre about gay sex" Clary.
     
  4. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    My solution to global warming:

    Design a car that runs on dogs.
    Pop a poodle in your tank.

    Job's a goon 'un.
     
  5. Plankton Pete

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    Nothing so wild

    He just doesn't contribute.</p>

    He lives on the same street as my dad, so I bump into him every now and then.</p>
     
  6. bright red

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    RE: Nothing so wild

    B+stard never steps out of the way.
     
  7. Sca

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    I thought you got banned ?

    Or was it just a temporary thing

    I've not been posting, in protest. Like a sympathy poster, the Ponty One
     
  8. The Full Ponty

    The Full Ponty Well-Known Member

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    24 hour ban.

    About as much use as tits on a kettle.

    In fact - tits on a kettle could be handy.
    You could pour in your hot water - then simply squeeze a jug to apply the milk.

    Just shows what I know.

    Thanks for your support.
    Solidarity, my filthy minded brother.
     
  9. Sca

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    Tits on a Kettle - Never

    A growler on a teapot - maybe.

    A growler style Tea Cozy. All growler like, and the spout comes out of the growler. The handle could poke out of the backside
    on the opposite side to the Growler.
     
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    Pissflaps on a George Foreman grill?

    cl*t*ris on a water filter?
     
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    Tyketical M'stroke New Member

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    WTF is this:

    cl*t*ris???
     
  12. Gue

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    RE: FAO Site Admin:

    CLIT0RIS
     
  13. Sca

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    All the 'Man Phat' (Fat)

    drains to one side. And it has a massive black ****
     
  14. Gue

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    Owen Blackadder

    FACT.
     
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    My theory

    Is that there are some folk on here who know exactly what happened to Roundsie but don't talk about it. </p>

    I also reckon it has something to do with a possibly libelous comment, but that's just me adding 2+2 up to make 2.5.</p>
     
  16. Shy Talk

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    see that's why you're a Uni lecturer and I'm not

    I always thought 2+2 made 5 :D
     
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    RE: loved his dead dog?

    not arf.

    Weve had 1 reight good laugh on here since and that was the Gord v Richie friday feight neet. You got banned just when we were getting ready for another. Cant rememebr who it was now.

    I dont get on ere much now since i started my new job. Sack art all day long now. ho hum.... neymind.

    We need to meet up for some beers pal. Lets muster the troops for an evening out.
     
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    Is he really in jail? What for? nt
     
  20. bright red

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    bloodiell

    Libel, banned substances, (cough) making pictures. Seems like it's catching. Wonder what Shefftyke got done for?
     

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